Apr 19, 2025
when: friday, april 18th, morning where: a local café who: sebastian smythe & dani cortez ( @cortezdani )
as cringy and rae dun loving, stanley cup hoarding, wine-mom millennial as it was, sometimes the t-shirts that declared don't talk to me until i've had my coffee had a solid point. this morning, for example, being a perfect example, with each passing moment spent waiting in line after the café around the block from his apartment had decide that today, during the morning rush, was the ideal time to train their new barista. "seriously? is this a punk'd reboot, or is an actual, living person legitimately this incompetent at putting liquid in a cup?" the question is murmured to no one in particular, not entirely under his breath.