#corwi

[templeofshame]

[hollman]

be safe | trust in breach

[deldela]

The Breach

[deldela]

Constable Lizbyet Corwi

[residesatshamecentral]

Corwi: You want answers?

Borlu: I think I'm entitled.

Corwi: You want answers?

Borlu: I want the truth!

Corwi: You can't handle the truth! Chief, we live in a world that has borders and those borders have to be guarded. Who's gonna do it? You? Commisar Galem? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! And my existence, while grotesque, and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that border! You need me on that border!

[residesatshamecentral]

Dhatt: Hey! This is my Boyfriend Tufty, and this is Tufty's girlfriend Corwi.

Borlu: Borlu

Confused policeman: Hey! Oh. Wait, sorry. What's the situation?

Corwi: What do you mean?

Confused policeman: How does this work?

Dhatt: Tufty is bisexual but he's straight for me and Corwi's gay for me and Tufty's straight for Corwi. And I hate Tufty.

Borlu:...It's not that complicated.

[residesatshamecentral]

Canonical Corwi/Borlu

Corwi: [To herself] Oh my God, he's leaving! What do I say to express the depth of my feelings to him?

Corwi: Fuck you Chief! Your mum takes Ul Quoman cock up the arse!

Borlu: What!?

Corwi: [To herself] Nailed it.