OMG my confession is one time when I was little, I thought I was so cool because I got this new bike, right? I raced in front of my mom and sister. And I got home and I was like "Haha I'm first bitches." They were like 10 minutes behind omg. So there were Mexican construction men working at my house. I'm putting up my bike next to my dads fishing poles because winning. I end up getting a fish hook stuck in my ass, and I scream for 10 minutes while the Mexican men on the roof are fucking SCARED.
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