#cosetteskywalker

[jabberwocky1996]

Fem!Kylo Ren Headcanons

For @cosetteskywalker and @brideshead plus my big sis @phoenixavalon

Has both daddy and mommy issues in abundance.

Picked her mask as Kylo Ren and included a voice modulator so nobody could figure out her identity.

Wears a long black gown with a red-lined cape. She ripped that part off Captain Phasma but will never admit it.

In a bit of irony, she hates Joan Jett but loves Kate Bishop and Stevie Knicks.

Drama queen.

When she interogated Raymond, she was so turned on by him resisting her with the Force that she had to go to the bathroom to splash cold water on her face.

Every time Frieda, or as she knows her FN-2187, is mentioned by Raymond her left eye twitches.

Instead of touching hands Luke’s hut, she made the first move and attempted to kiss Raymond only to be interrupted by Luke.

Killing Snoke and the pateron guard is her warped way of saying “I love you.”

Hates General Hux which is fine because he doesn’t like her either.

Wears bandages on her hands to hide the scars she got making her lightsaber.

[theimpossiblescheme]

cosetteskywalker replied to your post “Let's rant about Love Never Dies, because holy cow is that one a...”

I'd even argue the Phantom is an even bigger asshole in LND than in POTO. Like, for the latter, he's a tragic monster and you can still sympathize with him. In LND, he comes off as a spoiled, petulant manchild who finally got successful after being an outcast for most of his life and is willing to destroy the life of everyone around him because he didn't get the one toy he wanted.        

EXACTLY!!  And there’s an argument to be made of him being a huge hypocrite on top of it all--the dude who was trapped in a freak show as a child is now essentially running one.  Complete lack of self-awareness, thy name is Erik.

[irinamedia]

Episode 1 - Beauty and the Mouse House (a retrospective on the 2017 Beauty and the Beast film)

In this very first episode, I'll be giving a retrospective on the 2017 Beauty and the Beast live-action film, directed by Bill Condon, and starring Emma Wats...

In this very first episode, I'll be giving a retrospective on the 2017 Beauty and the Beast live-action film, directed by Bill Condon, and starring Emma Watson as Belle, Dan Stevens as the Beast, and Luke Evans as Gaston - all the while giving my point of view as a fan of the original animated feature, as a former French literature student (a girl's gotta eat so I went into Translation instead), and as a history/historical costume nerd. 

Spoiler: I don't like this movie very much. 

My SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/irina-media 

My Twitter: https://twitter.com/irina_media

[gizkasparadise]

11, 24 and 56!

11. Top 5 favourite female Jedi?

1. Jaina Solo2. Rey3. Tenel Ka Djo4. the Jedi Exile / Meetra Surik5. Aayla Secura24. What Droid would you own?i would want bb8 but i would deserve k-2s0

56. Top 5 favourite Legends character? Books1. Jaina Solo2. Jacen Solo3. Tenel Ka Djo4. Kyp Durron5. Lowbacca

Games1. Bao-Dur2. Kreia3. Malak (shh)4. Jolee Bindo5. Canderous Ordo

[luminoustico]

Reylo The Mummy AU, requested by @cosetteskywalker

❝ Any last requests, girl?

Yeah, loosen the knot and let me go. ❞

There are many who have attempted to make the journey to Hamunaptra, and many men have spilt their blood in pursuit of its territory. Only a few have made it back. Rey, an orphan girl and skilled mechanic, is one. 

It is her who Ben Solo, librarian at Cairo's Museum of Antiquities, seeks out. It is a wildcat named Rey that he finds, locked behind bars and destined for the hanging rope. It is this wildcat's life that Ben Solo saves, and in return, he requests Rey's assistance in getting him, and his party, to Hamunaptra. 

But the story once told to Ben when he was a boy by a storyteller in the market, the story he has long since forgotten in his pursuit of history, is true. It lies in wait for the parties that are quickly encroaching upon the lost City of the Dead. And when the mummy is released, it will take a lot more than guns and bullets to stop him...

✿ send me an AU, a ship and I’ll make an aesthetic/moodboard for it! ✿

[reylofanfictionanthology]

Coming soon to Now part of the Reylo Fanfiction Anthology: chance may crown me, a Festival of Light piece by @cosetteskywalker.

[mnemehoshiko]

cosetteskywalker replied to your post “april-rainer replied to your post “just for the record, I AM A...”

But the question is... are you a Sith Lord?!

...know not of what you speak, I do

[alvadee]

@cosetteskywalker replied to your post: I still love The Fearless Vampire Killers,...

SAME

It shouldn’t be so hard for people to differentiate the artist from their art and to stop defending people who have fucked up big time because you like their work.