#cosm-ixx

[rzdhc]

i don't think i've heard of evil biffa :0 what's he like??

an ask! thank you :D

first things first, fair warning, evil biffa isn’t an actual thing in canon, it’s a thing that Luigra suggested in reply to a theory I made and then me, Luigra, and grant-likes-minecraft started to flesh the concept out a little, and I’m definitely gonna talk about more than just evil biffa in this post. And I don’t have everything down yet but this is just the start

if you wanna know where from, here’s the post

and my design for evil biffa below

Some background first, there’s a difference between Evil Hermits and Hels Hermits, so yeah. In said theory, evil xisuma is made from the point in time where xisuma was most chaotic and just wanted to cause destruction (the vinyl fantasy 2 map he played with biffa).

Design-wise and personality-wise, Evil Biffa is a lot more robotic than Biffa, and EB is somewhat of an extension of Biffa, as in he has the parts where Biffa was most chaotic/evil and plays off the whole robotic thing. EB’s more stoic/emotionless and stand-offish than Biffa was.

As a parallel to Xisuma and Biffa, Evil Xisuma and Evil Biffa are best friends or at least Evil Xisuma considered EB his friend. And if Biffa was the one to get Xisuma to be okay with pranks and stuff, EB was the one to get EX to use their powers/to stop caring about things don’t matter as much, ie be more standoffish like him (I’m currently making a thing about this right now). Evil Xisuma isn’t exactly that competent when it comes to being evil, but Evil Biffa shows them the way.

Like Biffa, Evil Biffa isn’t around anymore, whether he’s dead/shut down or just left Evil Xisuma behind without a word, it’s up to interpretation, but yeah, Evil Xisuma hasn’t seen him for a long while, since at least before season 5.

To EX, Worrmman reminds him of EB, solely because they both are mainly pink and yellow. (post here for reference). And Ex is kind of using Wormman as a replacement for him.

Definitely gonna need to flesh out Evil Biffa more but this is all I have so far

[paperbaghero]

what’s your favorite flavor of 7-11 slushee

... I... 🥺

... I never had 7-eleven... 😔

[glixbitch]

i have many thoughts but when i first saw that thumbnail i saw marvin having beady eyes and i didn't like it but then it turned out it was just the lighting and not actually beady eyes so i feel better :]

what a rollercoaster but im happy you have found peace

[fear-is-nameless]

is this a thing we're doing now? okay *big hugs*

...

Yasss. *le plop*

[septic-dr-schneep]

what if one day jack walks in on a very overworked henrik who clearly needs a break of some kind but refuses to stop, and then jack responds by tempting him out with peppermint coffee, only for henrik to tackle jack and chug it all? :P

Henrik: *glug glug glug* “AAAAAAA SUGAR HIGH OKAY BACK TO WORK!!!”

Jack: “waIT NO – ” 

[fiorenovella]

if anti so much as pokes marvin's arm i will cut his dick off >:

I will be right behind you, cutting his kneecaps off >:)

[rogue-of-broken-time]

how'd you come up with your username?

Well, the "broken time" part came from "time is broken", which is a JSE deep lore thing. The "Rogue" part actually partially came from my love of Shakespeare ("oh, what a ~rogue~ and peasant slave am I") and partially just from what the word "rogue" means. Something that goes against the norm and breaks the rules. At the time I made it, I felt really trapped by my anxiety and I wanted the URL change to show that I "broke away" from what I used to be. I'm in a much better place mentally now than what I was before I was "Rogue" ^^

[bisexualhughie]

glonch cronch, aw man

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