#cosmic-dragon

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Ok. Bone puns GO!

oh my god i didn’t exPECT YOU TO ACTUALLY

okay im laughing so hard. Fair warning, my bone puns are a(bone)ysmal so… My little sister keeps eating all the sprinkles, (she’s a bit of a numskull) and honestly if she keeps it up i’m gonna have a bone to pick with her about eating sprinkles by themselves, because I know in my bones that the one time i want to make something with sprinkles, they’ll be gone (even if we do have like a skele-ton of them right now). Every time I catch her eating the sprinkles (which are actually bone-shaped) she tries to hide them behind her back or run away with them (what a bonehead)

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All the Hamilton puns that you can think of.. GO!

OH MY GOD my mind just went blank

The only pun I can think of right now is calling hamilton puns ‘hamilpuns’ i’m sorry

i’m so bad at this lmao

…i suppose if you want better puns from me you’ll just have to wait for it. Until then, you’ll just have to be satisfied with whatever I can think of right now. Lmao I’m not good at non-stop puns. I have to take a break and think about them, I’m really not good at spontaneous punning. I’m sorry, I’m kind of helpless at it. Still, this is my shot at it. Who knows what comes next? I don’t. I’m really not good at this, you should just give up on me and say no to this. Burn this post or something. I feel like I’m missing a lot of puns here, but if I am I have no clue what, so I’m gonna have to ask: what’d i miss? There’s got to be something. Oh well, I’m sure you’ll be back to tell me, right?

i’m sorry all my hamilton puns are just song titles you should’ve asked for cat puns or bone puns or harry potter or something, I’d like to think i’m a tiny bit better at those.