#cosmosextips

[wildmontanasoul]

[csherwild]

Why Cosmo. Why. #badstarwarsjoke #lighthissaberonwhatnow #lightitonfire #sexy #cosmosextips #badadvice

[mightyhavefallen]

Good one Cosmo #cosmosextips

[emduck13]

Cosmo sex tip 32425252435346567: Whilst having sex, remember to stand up, put some clothes on, and read a bible you filthy heathens 

[shortandsharp]

Cosmo Sex Tip #872

During the deed, grab an actual pearl necklace and seductively put it on.

Then get him to cum on your chest.

[ihadcatsforbreakfast]

Must Follow Insta: @CosmoSexTips

"The #1 source for sexy tips to please your man!" Whoever writes the captions for this instagram blog is a bizarre genius. They are taking the crappy tips magazines like cosmo or glamour give to a whole new level. The first post dates back only a week ago, and there have been 22 of them so far, but there's a following of 3.5k already. I can see this insta being the new #whitegirlproblems in no time.

Tow Truck Fuck: During a romantic road trip, have your hubby pull over in the middle of nowhere. Tell him you need to call your mom and would like some privacy. While he's taking a walk in the woods, lovingly slash his tires. Run away screaming and crying hysterically, and be sure to ditch the knife! Now, find the tow truck you had your dad stash nearby, strip naked and drive the truck back to rescue your man. Tell him the fee to get rescued is one fuck, then mount him in the driver's seat and let the good times roll! #CosmoSexTip

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[feministcaptainkirk]

Cosmo Sex tip #1977

Grab their penis and say "Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age" then make lightsaber noises.

[mightyhavefallen]

😂😂 #cosmosextips #tumblr