cosmoshe asked: Cor, stop. You're gushing over the worst kind of men. - Gladio, disgusted :tm:
“I like my men the way I do. Fuckable, bigger then me, but easily taken down.”
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cosmoshe asked: Cor, stop. You're gushing over the worst kind of men. - Gladio, disgusted :tm:
“I like my men the way I do. Fuckable, bigger then me, but easily taken down.”
send 💔 for a story about exes victims people he’s been with @cosmoshe: 💔 - From Eddie cause he wants to be nosy
“I don’t know how much the parasite shares with you,” he says, minding the people streaming down the sidewalk as he leans on the brick wall, “but surely you know we didn’t hook up. I didn’t fuck Mac with or without it.”
“Actually, as much as a reputation as I have, I didn’t fuck anyone on Osborne’s Avengers. Or his X-Men. You know why? I don’t shit where I eat. I’m a professional.” He purses his lips. “Well, I would have fucked Miss Marvel, but she was terrified of me and hard to get close to after some point. I was thinking about fucking Bullseye just to mess with him, but consent between us was always...” he wiggles his hand, “eh, not quite there. I didn’t need HR involved.”
“Oh, but I really barreled through his SHIELD -- sorry, HAMMER -- girls and guys. I had one in my bed every other night, and he hated it. It didn’t help that sometimes I maimed them after, and what he had in terms of punishing me was very little.”
Then, he frowns at a memory, indignant.
“I was a little ballsy, and convinced a female agent to give me head in the meeting room fifteen minutes beforehand. Unfortunately, he came even earlier than I came -- and as a result, I got fucking grounded for a week. With a pheromone-resistant chaperone.”
He crosses his arms and sniffs. “They made fun of me for it. Fuck Mac, man.”
@cosmoshe sent ❛ When you first saw me— on here, on this throne — what did you think? ❜ Demon King ! Mel @ Ban
The demon king sits before him up on his throne and Ban’s gotta admit - he’s still not used to it. It almost seems unreal, seeing the other as some kind of king, much less a demon king. Still, Ban’s loyality remains true - his loyalty is and always has been to the King.
“I didn’t know what to think at first. I think I felt a little betrayed” Sometimes, he thinks he still doesn’t. Sometimes, he thinks he still feels the sting of betrayal. “I mean - you left us to sit on this throne and rule the demon world? You left us.”
" sometimes severity is the price we pay for greatness . " - Sasaki Kojiro 👌
game of thrones (s3) starters || Accepting
“Such is the price to pay for eternal glory.” He should know, he was a shining example of it. He’d followed the path laid for him without hesitation, he’d earned his Kleos in the beaches of Troy and he died after ten long years sieging the city of Troy. And he didn’t regret a single moment... Well, perhaps he did regret one or two things but going to Troy? Fighting alongside heroes who’d be regarded and as well remembered as he was? That wasn’t one of them.
“I don’t regret it though. I was destined to live a short but brilliant life, and that’s exactly what I did! I ran through life like a gale, my own life was as bright as a falling star!... But I suppose you know about it too, you’re a Heroic Spirit as well. We paid the price to be remembered forever, didn’t we?”
cosmoshe
Legend has it if you smack his ass you hear a soft honk
“If you squeeze their breast it makes a loud one, like a rubber horn.”
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thank you my friend!
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SEND ME A FETISH AND I'LL RATE IT || @cosmoshe
fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now
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