[text]:According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant. // [text]:Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him // [text]:I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
[text]:According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
[Puck to Quinn:] ....But my birthday isn't for another 8 months.
[text]:Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
[Puck to Quinn:] How come when he’s drunk and naked he’s /my/ friend, but when he’s sober he’s /our/ friend?
[text]:I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
[Puck to Quinn:] I’d hardly consider my dick a poor life decision.[Puck to Quinn:] In fact, I’m mad at you for implying that it is.