keeping up with the joneses

jones pryor. 26. "i was on days of our lives" beverly hills bullshit act. nerd hq. cursed with familial disappointment and too many candid comic con photos.

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your daily dose of [jones and tye] [as] [always]. basically my internet's being slow so idk if i can find more than those right now but i just love this friendship!! i bet jones begrudgingly let tye use his kitchen and now it has turned into this full-fledged man love #brotp: not the only thing i'd blow for you

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wow i am entirely too emotional about their basically [best friendness] and [stupid faces]. also thank you x10000 for reblogging that ben and chris gif! creys it's totes [jonecilia] (is that a thing or should it be s/t else help meeee) except no they can never say goodbye like in parks ok. i feel like it's probably a reoccurring joke that jones is only cece's friend because she makes him a plethura of dessert foods whenever he wants but of course [this] is the real scheme of things. tbh i bet jones is really protective of cece and obviously he really [cares] about her *wipes away tear*

as far as their relationship goes, do you think maybe they met on the set of rosaline and bonded of kennedy's craziness and it just kind of went from there. not that they don't have [craziness] of their own but i feel like that's a pretty good/significant starting point of their friendship. what do you think? like idk cece is smothering but exactly the kind of smothering he needs. and she's not too overboard with it which he especially needs. he always needs a lil bit of [this] in his life and i'm like 99% sure cece's not gonna let him get away with all his shit anyway. also he pretends not to know that she has a song for him but he KNOWS OK.

i don't even know why but i feel like jones spends more than half his time with cece when he's not working "i'm coming over cecilia" "where are you cecilia" "i'm dying and i didn't do my taxes cecilia" basically. also [this] happens sometimes, whenever [this] isn't xoxo

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kate you beautiful tropical fish you cannot make that comparison without [getting] [these] [gifs] in return. all of which really enforce tye's fake (real??) love for him anyways. this is happening tye is A+ 100% the schmidt/cece to jones' nick

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shUT UP JUST SO YOU KNOW NONE OF THOSE GIFS ARE OKAY WITH ME *ties june up in ribbon and gives her to jones as a present*

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[the situation is dire] and ngl i left that gif up in my tabs on accident and i'm never letting it go now they're both so into it. mila/justin is the most perfect parallel jfc. basically jones is the worst at sex scenes too tbh he worries about mae being comfortable

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"jones pryor, human disaster" is the headline in all the tabloids tbh. okay kate i feel like crushing you with the ben/chris nick/jess parallels ok!! ((mainly ness because they are much easier to find)). but here's [this] pic ok.

idk if this just happened in my mind but i just think cece and jones have the potential to be really close friends/bffs. he really needs someone to ground him in his life and [force him to let them in] and also if she needs someone to fix/help whenever baz isn't around it's prolly a win/win situation. [THEY NEED EACH OTHER TO FUNCTION OK] briefly diverting your attention to these reoccurring convo between jones and cece: [here] and [here]

ps jones always calls her cecilia bye

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no one is more capable of being ione skye than jones ok (◡‿◡✿) jfc jones/craig parallels [the resemblance is uncanny]. tbh anyone who brings jones taco bell is a good friend?? esp b/c this is the end and search aprty castmates. also if the boom box is playing the dingbats trys gets xtra street cred.

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genevieve i feel that on such a spiritual level cause all my characters are thirsty for mae and ben. also i am just as lazy so here you go i decided to comment from jones to cause you emotional pain b/c my bitchitude is on the high (with luv!!!!) i think that mae scares the shit out of jones with her hipster vlogging lifestyle but still can't wait to get smashed b4 they do sleeping w/ other ppl press (even though they haven't filmed the movie yet w/e)

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lonerface why am i in hollywood guy

meet jonathan "jones" pryor. no relation to tris prior (haters to the left)

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jones is a sourpuss - incredibly standoffish in an incredibly old grandfather with a gun sort of way

dude catapults from being half-easygoing to socially awkward in .2 seconds. his bounce-back topics include: the olympics, han solo, what's new in the house of representatives

3/4 angry and/or aloof, 1/4 warm and fuzzy reflecting on life with new eyes ((the world is so beautiful why didn't i notice it before??))

jones' father was a director before his retirement, so he pretty much grew up in the business by going to set and throwing goldfish at A list stars

he has two brothers who are also actors, although ironically he, the middle child, is the most successful of the three. his "mom" "skipped town" when he was pretty young, but he's pretty sure him and his brothers came from three different moms anyway (all about the conspiracy theories)

jones hates the industry a lil/lotta bit because people are no good full of themselves and cause of all the events he has to attend. that might just be because he still doesn't rly know how to tie a tie tho 

despite this, jones loves a variety of things, such as cannabis and leftover taco bell ((stars are people too))

has an avidity for [taking candids] and attending comic con every year jfc

jones attempts to stay out of the media/tabloids for the most part but his blown-out-of-proportion recluse stereotype forces him to make big news whenever he steps out of his house

he loves making movies and acting and being a comedian and hates the promotion part of his job

he's notorious for sucking ass at interviews because he puts his foot in his mouth and says one too many quotable things after one too many shots of tequila beforehand

"gotham needs me" -ben wyatt" -jones pryor

idk i guess jones is like a total rich [nick] he was supposed to be an asshole originally and then he was cute nerd guy and now he's this sry 4 leading u on

what you should know about jonny boy is that he is A plus loyal anyway (cue aww). he can be difficult to read but you'll know he likes you if he pays for his own drinks and invites you over to play call of duty

also he doesn't know how to react to fans or attention ever

also he is incredibly unsuccessful at picking up chicks. it usually happens by accident

also idk if this is done but HERE TAKE IT (◡‿◡✿)

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