WALK A MILE IN THESE LOUBOUTINS
josephine josie khaleesi clark
"just grabbed finchers ass!!!! #PROBONO" -@josieclark ((josie’s legendary drunken first tweet))
enter the fabulousest queen [serena van der woodsen] of cotg hollywood (you can’t expect anything less from the woman who slayed her portrayal of grace kelly tbh)
above all else, josie is a party gurl princess love of my life tears in my eyes
she’s only been in la since she was 20, and worked three respective waitressing jobs the few months before she got her first role
growing up josie was came from a middle class small-town family. she never knew what she wanted to do, so she dabbled in just about every club, every honor society, and every sport. she was on track to go to law school but, with a push from her theatre director, decided on a whim to move to hollywood instead (not that she thought it would actually provide her any income)
prefers guys to girls all the damn time. having grown up with two brothers, she’s just more comfortable with them and can find other girls to be suffocating (‘cept ok she needs like at least 1 gal bff ok is it you???? call 1-800-comment-me)
she started in acting with a few tv roles (probably hired for her looks lbr) and gradually integrated herself into film, scoring several supporting roles until her first lead as (BOOM SNAP) princess grace kelly, which is generally considered to be her breakout role (◕‿◕✿) that was a run-on sentence guess what idc
josie’s first audition for “grace of monaco” was an absolute disaster and ended with her singing grace kelly by mika w/ no dignity left actually ((she mailed in another audition tape and got called back))
since then she’s been much more widely known and is reaching magazines/tabloids/imdb’s hottest stars list ok???
personality wise, josie is A+ a good girl with a lil wild side
i mean this is an ex-potential lawyer we’re talking about?? A+ intelligence A+ looks are you kidding me A+ financial situation
she worries about what people think of her 150% of the time (to the point of caroline forbes level neuroticism tbh) and she always thinks she’s on a downward spiral *sighs* jose
lbr the pressures of hollywood can just really get to her so she takes a lot of bubble baths her skin is due to get permanently pruney real soon
can’t remember the last time she had an emotionally charged conversation she avoids them like the plague [like so]
she’s kind of stubborn actually
ALSO JOSIE IS THE PRINCESS OF SASS I LITERALLY CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!!!!
she has a bit of a party girl reputation which comes from making out with a lot of people in photobooths and drunk instagram selfies and because alcohol just lets her forget a lot of the stresses in hollywood ((hmu tye))
[josie a lot of the time]
tbh tho josie is just the [blushing emoji] of life. you can’t help but like her because she’s so warm and funny and exuberant despite her insecurities. idk about you guys but i feel as though the emoji conveys all that in a simple glance
