#cougar!reader

[diirty--chaii]

That one wallsit trend for couples to see how long they can hold their partner up with young jack trying to impress cougar and get her in his lap

i don't acc know what trend you're talking about but i did see a tik tok about an attending who made his residents do wall sits before a shift (for somereason idk) and i've been wanting to write that.

"Jack are you sure you should do this?" you ask quietly with a frown, "No one is going to judge you if you don't compete."

Jack wasn't ashamed of his limb difference, but it wasn't necessarily something he spoke freely about to his coworkers. He'd lost his leg when he was 20. After he'd recuperated, he pivoted into medicine instead.

"Relax would you," returning your low tone with a grin, "Wall sits are very good for BTK amputees. Gonna rinse these guys out of their money."

It was Shen's idea. On a rare slow night he'd proposed a wall sit competition. And since the outcome would certainly be less catastrophic than his other proposal of janitor cart relay racing, you let him have his fun.

And so, the residents and med students line up against the wall, all eager to win yours and Shen's grand prize of a $100 virtual gift card to a store or restaurant of their choosing.

"Positions everybody!" Shen commands, "...and go!"

You shake your head with a smile. Surprisingly, Langdon falls first, mumbling something about leg day before sulking in the corner. The next one to go is Javadi. Her legs shake with exertion before dropping to the ground. She stands with a smile, accepting your hand to go sit next to Langdon.

3 remain - Ellis, Jack, and Santos. Though, you try desperately to keep your eyes off Jack. Thank god he's wearing full length scrub pants because if you saw his muscles rippling as the hold his body up, you'd almost certainly end up meeting with HR.

Santos legs start to quiver, but Ellis and Jack are steady.

"Doing okay over there?" Ellis teases, "Need a break."

"Shut up," Santos mutters, "Disqualify her for trying to distract me."

"Just don't get distracted by her," Shen giggles.

Eventually, Santos falters, crashing to the floors as her knees give up. She groans, ignoring your extended hand and joining her fellow "losers" (her words).

The showdown between Jack and Ellis lasts much longer than you anticipated until-

"C'mon man," Elllis groans as she pulls herself up from the floor, "You don't even look like you're gonna break a sweat."

"Oh yeah I should have mentioned," Jack says, still comfortabely seated against the wall, "Wall sits were an imperative part of my rehab - i try to do them everynight before bed."

*****

"That was so...sexy," you groan into Jack's mouth, pawing at the bottom of his shirt. You were getting very efficent at undressing him in the backseat of your car. The street behind his appartment building was dark and covered - perfect for climbing into his lap after your shifts together, "Gonna make you do that again. Just for me."

"Gotta get you upstairs in my appartment first," he grins, kissing your jaw.

"What so Santos can walk in on us?"

"I mean we could go to your place," you freeze, pulling away from him, "but you've got the girls, I know. But one of these days you gotta let me get you into a bed. My skills are limited here."

You roll your eyes, "uh huh. your skills are fine."

"Come upstairs," he looks up at you with wide eyes. He rubbs his hand soothingly along your thigh, "Let me show you a proper good time."

"You live with another one of my residents."

"Please, Garcia's over. You could walk out of my room naked and she wouldn't notice because she's probably having disgustingly loud sex," he shrugs, "It's time I returned the favour."

[diirty--chaii]

wait so does jack know that cougar is married or no?

icymi

okay okay i’ve been thinking about this and im gonna say no.

like i just think that the idea of readers marriage starting to crumble a little bit right around the time the cute new intern starts is just soooo fun (cliche for a reason)

he’s handsome and he’s got those pretty red curls and those cute freckles and that adorable crooked grin (plus he looks at you like you hung the moon and everyone needs an ego boost some time)

but she’s never worn her ring at work and she never mentions her husband but she does talk about her two kids all the time - hell the one time the nanny had to drop them off at the ED because of a family emergency him and javadi ended up being the ones keeping an eye on them.

there’s no pictures of him in her locker, her phone lock screen is just the kids so he thinks dad either walked out or died and he’s ready to help her forget that pain.

on the other hand, reader fully thinks he knows because she’s not hiding her husband or anything. anyone else whose been working in the ed longer than jacks been there knows so she thinks he just wants to live out a fantasy and bag an older woman.

little does she know jack’s been planning their first proper date since he first brought you coffee

[feels-fics-fandoms]

I don’t think I ever told you guys that I had a little drabble idea where the reader is a bossass bitch? Basically the whole idea is the reader’s a cougar (dunno the masculine equivalent) and hunter, saves the boys asses, just makes the boys flustered because they can, and yeah uwu that’s about it.