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Ah! It's the mustache!

[4/16/14 2:56:29 PM] Col Buvkeh Furyous: Jasper meeting young and eager Marcus and Phil…Jasper's face turning red from the amount of times he facepalms [4/16/14 3:07:55 PM] Jasper Sitwell: oh god [4/16/14 3:08:26 PM] Jasper Sitwell: I think jasper might have a hard time not comparing Marc to his dad [4/16/14 3:09:31 PM] Col Buvkeh Furyous: Marcus is so much like a younger Nick…like back in WWII…that's Marcus…eager to follow orders…but still sassy as hell and willing to go against them [4/16/14 3:10:23 PM] Jasper Sitwell: interesting... it would be so weird to have jasper more seasoned than Fury ... WEIRD [4/16/14 3:11:38 PM] Col Buvkeh Furyous: hahahahahahahaha [4/16/14 3:14:13 PM] Jasper Sitwell: *imagines an AU where jasper's their SO* [4/16/14 3:14:45 PM] Col Buvkeh Furyous: alkshdfailkjsdfha [4/16/14 3:14:47 PM] Col Buvkeh Furyous: I NEED [4/16/14 3:14:47 PM] Col Buvkeh Furyous: OMFG [4/16/14 3:16:09 PM] Jasper Sitwell: lol we finally found the reason jasper lost all his hair... marc and cheese

#askagentsitwell #mamaphil #coulsonagentofnothing #I CAN'T #I'M SO DONE #OMFG #sobbing #skype tomfoolery

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PHIL!?"

#mamaphil #coulsonagentofnothing #I need some marc and cheese

coulsonagentofnothing replied ;;

//do u see yet y u r flawless

don't u start this business w. me mun of coul.

#coulsonagentofnothing #ooc; coulsonagentofnothing #[ words from acd; ]#stop your perfection

index omg yespls

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[ PIGEONHOLE ]; C[ CASEFILE ]; Notes

[ it’s coded, of course, written in holmes’ damn scrawl and reversed latin. ]

‘ i do not enjoy government agents. i never have been able to maintain a perfect mask of impassiveness in their presence ( which is a pressing issue that must be resolved immediately ). it is either rage or disgust that breaks through the my defenses.

actually, i detest the government entirely. i concede that they are needed for a great deal of order, but corruption never fails to make my blood boil at the injustice of it all.

mycroft had arranged my meeting with one Agent Coulson, of peculiar repute. if he has a name, i do not know it ( or perhaps i do and i simply do not care ).

MARGIN: first most dangerous human in america

i can determine very little from him. he is a man in his mid-life. a hardy individual who has sustained a great injury in the past ( centered in the thoracic cavity - by all means, it should have been lethal and yet here we are ) but has recovered physically.

he fences, which is surprising.

MARGIN: fences rather well. worthy of a match at some point in time.

he is also proficient in what i believe to be jujitsu, karate and kung-fu. an actual master, not fake. trained, yes. not self-taught.

he is a forgettable man, which makes him alarming and dangerous. he is able to withstand a great deal of pain without succumbing and he is of a relatively respectable intelligence. his friendly disposition, for the most part, seems to be genuine. i find it difficult to feel at east with him, however. i do not think he is the type to disrespect.

MARGIN: i believe — he’s dead. legally.

further study is required. ’

#coulsonagentofnothing #ic; coulsonagentofnothing #answered #[ index; ]

Hi, yes, hello people! Clint's decided he wants to come out and play now!

Blame this person for that. Or, y'know, thank her depending on how you feel about it all. Whatever floats your boat.

Anyways, if anyone would like to start things, let me know, whether it's continuing where things left off on CA: TWS or AoS or something completely different, I don't really mind. Just let me know, okay?

#;out of sass;#coulsonagentofnothing #((Totally your fault. Blaming you. Yep. All the blame.))

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//*sobs eternally*

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!

#coulsonagentofnothing #outofprotocol #aos spoilers

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