incorrect quotes: council edition
just a warning this includes grizzly/charlie/bizly and even more of gribzly. if you don't ship em then skip over this :D (NOT the ccs to be clear. the scu!them :)
oh and this is the generator i used: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
line break go brr (theres quite a bit)
GRIBZLY (ft. Charlie & Condi)
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Grizzly: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Bizly: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Grizzly: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Charlie, on a walkie talkie: This is Charlie, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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Charlie: seductively takes off glasses Charlie: Wow… Grizzly: blushes Haha… what? Charlie: You're really fucking blurry.
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Bizly: There's no way they like me back. Grizzly: Charlie would throw themself in front of a moving car for you. Bizly: Charlie would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Charlie: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Condi: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Charlie: Stop.
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Charlie, texting Grizzly: Hey do you like anyone? Grizzly: Yeah you Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends Grizzly: *Yeah, you? Grizzly: Oh haha sorry lol Charlie: dies inside
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Charlie: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Bizly: Peonies, why? Charlie: Bizly: Were you going to get me flowers? Charlie: Bizly: Charlie: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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playing twister Condi: Right hand red. Grizzly: ends up on top of Bizly Bizly: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Condi: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Bizly, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Grizzly: Charlie's in the kitchen.
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Charlie: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Bizly: Aww- Charlie: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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Grizzly: Hi. Charlie: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them? Grizzly: I did. Charlie: And what did they say? Grizzly: “Thank you.” Charlie: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say? Grizzly: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Bizly said, “Thank you.”
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Grizzly: I didn't drink that much last night. Charlie: You were flirting with Bizly. Grizzly: So what? They're my partner. Charlie: You asked if they were single. Charlie: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Bizly: Ooh, somebody has a crush Charlie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Grizzly I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them. Later that night Charlie, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Bizly: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Grizzly: I’m “a couple of things”. Charlie: I’m “got distracted”.
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Bizly: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way? Charlie: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honors of indulging in sexual activities with you? Grizzly: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Charlie: I like your top, Bizly! Grizzly: I have a name, you know. Bizly: sighs Why. Why are you like this.
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Charlie: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. Grizzly, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. Condi: Wow, Charlie was late too! What a coincidence!
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Bizly: sucking on a popsicle Grizzly: Pfft, you practicing for when Charlie gets here? Bizly: takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle Grizzly: Concern
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Charlie: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Grizzly: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Grizzly: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Charlie: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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Grizzly: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Charlie: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Grizzly: Holy shit-
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Grizzly: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Grizzly and Bizly, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Charlie: Our turn, Condi! One, two, three- vanilla! Condi, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Charlie: Why are Grizzly and Bizly sitting with their backs to each other? Condi: They had a fight. Charlie: Then why are they holding hands? Condi: They get sad when they fight.
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GRIBZLY (Grizzly/Bizly)
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Grizzly: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. (*and i need to watch anime) Bizly: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Grizzly: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Bizly: Is it working?
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Bizly: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Grizzly: Wow. They sound stupid. Bizly: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Grizzly: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Bizly: I guess you’re right. Hey Grizzly, I love you. Grizzly: See! Just say that! Bizly: Holy fucking shit. Grizzly: If that flies over their head then, sorry Bizly, but they're too dumb for you. Bizly: Grizzly.
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Bizly: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Grizzly: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Bizly, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
in that one fallen bizly au
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Grizzly: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Bizly: Hi. Grizzly: melts down in a flustered heap of softness
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Bizly: Bro- Grizzly: No, no, hold up, rewind. Grizzly: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Bizly: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Grizzly: Bro, relax it was just a dream. Bizly: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Grizzly: You wouldn’t? Bizly: I mean, unless you want to-
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Grizzly: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Bizly is? Because Bizly is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
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Bizly: Wow, Grizzly, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Grizzly: We literally slept together yesterday. Bizly: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Grizzly: Know why I called you in here? Bizly: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Grizzly: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?
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Bizly: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Grizzly: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
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Bizly: What are you in the mood for? Grizzly: World domination. Bizly: That's a bit ambitious. Grizzly: You are my world. Bizly: Aww… Grizzly: Bizly: Grizzly: Bizly: OH.
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Grizzly: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Bizly: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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Bizly: Well, Grizzly and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: gasps, shocked expressions, etc. Bizly: That's right… We kissed!
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aaand that's it (for now???) :D
