#ninjago shitpost

[delusional-ninjago-fangirl]

Do to normal amounts of au madness

I NOW HAVE TWO GERMANYS

Here is how to tell them apart

Are there angels

Are people in the military turnning into furrys

Has Zane run through the capital without pants

[raatinthejelliee]

in the context of my lavashipping au:

Kai:

Sora:

Kai: So. Elemental Master of Technology, huh?

Sora: hah, yeah. Crazy, but I’m excited to learn more.

Kai:

Sora:

Kai:…yknow, you would’ve been really helpful when Cole and I were seventeen and on the run from the team

Sora: …what?!

Arin: WHAT?!?

Cole: LMAO I forgot about that

Jay: I could never forget. It sucked ass, we had to track them down like eight times.

Kai: Eh. We ended up coming back anyways, so it’s fine.

Lloyd: yeah, after we tracked you down for the NINTH TIME.

[delusional-ninjago-fangirl]

Jay stop

(Like seriousely I'm trying to sleep but there is soo much lightning outside no not rain just lightning)

[quiznak-ofgrayskull]

Do they jump up kick back whip around and spin?

Fuck you've stumped me... I don't actually know... Ummmm can I phone a friend?

[quiznak-ofgrayskull]

What if the League of Jays started a boy band called Jay and the Jays

[delusional-ninjago-fangirl]

The ninjas reaction to Cole and Zane announcing that there dating

And the ninjas reaction is "HOLY FIRST SPINJITZU MASTER, FINALLY, I wouldn't have survived another moment of you too yeeaaarrrnninnggg for each other"

And "I owe Pixal so much money"

Or both at the same time

Pixal 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[delusional-ninjago-fangirl]

Misako takes the Kids to her family

(this is not llorumi this is an au were garmadon adopting harumi is taken to it's logical extrem)

Arrival

Family Picknick

Harumi finally got to see her Bio mothers grave

Cousine sleep over

"NO, I DON'T CARE THAT HE IS SUPPOST TO BE MY 'FATHER' I AM NOT PAYING THE BASTARDS BAIL" -Misako

[delusional-ninjago-fangirl]

Since I am Currently in italy here is how I think the ninja would do:

especially the language part

Kai: confidentally talks to everyone in spanish

Nya: trys to get by with english and only trys to help out with spanish sometimes

Lloyd: speaks like five language, but italian isn't one of them sooo english it is

Jay: "stop, doing a godfather impresion" -everyone else

Cole: hey, zane could you please tell them

Zane: Actually tried to learn italian

Skylor: speaks japanese louder

Pixal: can speak evey language ever

Wu: was aktually stationed in italy for a decade but that was befor modern italian got standerdised so he only speaks 13th centuary sicilian

Misako: speaks fluid latin (fun fact she learned it as a side Hobby her work just needs her to speak old asian language)