#count dork

[dorkshadows]

Count D: *wants to destroy mankind, sells people killer pets, frames people, murders people, sells lethal drugs, morally ambiguous at best*

Me: Count D is a precious dorkbaby

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Divine Powers

Count D: *is an immortal god with an array of mysterious powers*

Count D: *is fantastically rich and personally knows all the big figureheads of the world*

Count D: *personally knows gods*

Count D: I need to go somewhere.

Count D: *hitchhikes on a truck*

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Friendly reminder that Count D thinks teddy bears have souls.

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Count D is basically a Disney princess gone wrong.

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Married. 

(PSoH Tokyo Sidestory 1 vs Sidestory 2)

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For some reason, Count D gets beat up every other chapter in Pet Shop of Horrors, but he’s been completely untouched in Pet Shop of Horrors Tokyo.

I don’t know if this means he’s gotten better at avoiding trouble or if L.A is just inherently more dangerous than Tokyo.

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From now on, I’m going to tag Leon and D as #detective oreo and #count dork respectively. I don’t think the D can stand for anything else.

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I keep meaning to tell you that Count D's face when he gets a cake is just like Sebastian's face when he sees a cat. :)

into–the–abyss OMG, I think you’re right!