#cousin halfred

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Never Trust the Unliving

Halfred: "Hey, folks! Now that Spooky Season is almost here, or is already underway if you're a true enthusiast, I wanted to talk a little bit about the worlds of the living and dead blurring during this time of year. I assure you, there is no cause for alarm, but you may notice signs of the afterlife around your home occasionally."

Halfred: "For example, you might notice the newly departed hanging around a bit as they try to navigate their new existence. Just be polite, and they will be too."

Halfred: "Hey there, little spirit. Whatcha readin'? Looks important."

Ghost: "I can't tell! This thing reads like stereo instructions."

Halfred: "Trust me, most of the spooky activity you will encounter will be totally benign. The only thing you really have to watch out for, is a sandworm infestation."

Halfred: "Sometimes, someone forgets and leaves a door open somewhere and, well... they get curious and come into our world. They are mischievous creatures, after all."

Halfred: "The best thing to do is to make sure you don't accidentally leave any foodstuffs unattended that might attract them."

Halfred: "And if you should happen to see one, it's very important that you don't panic."

Halfred: "AHHHHHH SANDWORM!"

Halfred: "AHHHHH, OOF!"

Halfred: "PLEASE DON'T EAT ME! MANDRAKES DON'T TASTE GOOD! I'M MOSTLY BARK!"

Halfred: "Wait... I... I think it's leaving..."

Halfred: "Phew! That was a close one. Like I was saying... don't panic and you'll be fine. Okay?"

Halfred: "Ugh... It's hard work being a Spooky Season Wellness Advocate. Is it nap time yet?"

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Halfred and I ventured out onto the Middlesex Greenway today. Rain was in the forecast, but we took a chance on getting a walk in anyway. It actually turned out to be a very nice day! We saw some flowers, some interesting tree roots, and even a patch of bittersweet nightshade. It's going to be dangerously hot the next few days, so we were glad we got in a nice nature walk while we could. =)

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Today is National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day! It's always celebrated on the third Friday in December. Some of the members of the Roots & Shrooms Gang wanted to show off their sweaters for the occasion. Don't they all look adorable? Who do you think wears their sweaters best, urchins Gertie and Slitherjaw (top), rootlings Halfred and Mudpie (middle), or goblins Ratskag and Pinklewink (bottom)? Of course Mudpie will say he's always on the best and winning team. XD

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Baking Zucchini Bread With Halfred! ~ Part II

After mixing up all the dry ingredients in Part I, now we're mixing together all the wet ingredients and creating the batter. Everything looks so dry when it's all added together, but very quickly, the juicy zucchini and hydrated raisins help to moisten everything nicely. We like to make little baby breads that can be split in half for two to share, and the rest can be frozen so it doesn't spoil before we have a chance to eat it. Aren't they cute? They came out perfectly, with nice crispy outer layers and moist, fluffy insides. Absolutely delicious, and with lots of nutritional value with the zucchini, raisins, and walnuts! =)

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It's National Root Beer Float Day!

Halfred: "Let's make a root beer float! They're super quick and easy to make, don't worry. All we need is a big glass, a long straw with a spoon at the end..."

Halfred: "Some tasty root beer..."

Halfred: "And of course, vanilla ice cream!"

Mudpie: "Hellooooo. Better to use this." Halfred: "Hey, Mudpie. What do you mean? It's just a different brand of root beer..."

Mudpie: "Better rooty beers. Is boozy. Makes you giggle. Much better. Mudpie-approved."

Halfred: *sigh* "Mudpiiiie..." Mudpie: "Don't judge Mudpie. Am party rootling. Was born that way." Halfred: "Oh for goodness' sake."

Mudpie: "Come on! Let's make boozy rooty beer floaties! Before icy creams melt!" Halfred: "Okay!" Mudpie: "Need lots of icy creams first..."

Halfred: "Mmmm... that looks so good!" Mudpie: "Masterpiece. Mudpie's greatest creation."

Mudpie: "Mudpie will dunk head in and slurp foam. Is requirement of how you eat rooty beer floaties. Then we pour in more rooty beers."

Halfred: "Sounds good to me!"

Mudpie: "Mudpie always has good ideas." Halfred: "Oh, brother." Mudpie: "No, cousins. We're cousins. Did you forget?" Halfred: *chuckles*

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Happy National Creative Ice Cream Flavors Day!

Today is a very special holiday, indeed, and it's one that near and dear to Mudpie's snack-loving heart. Creative Ice Cream Flavors Day! No vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, or any boring, traditional flavors for these snacking rootlings today, oh no. Mudpie sent me to the store to "go forth and bring back the most creativist icy creams flavors ever!" He's... not great with words, but that's okay. So I set out to find one for him, for his cousin Halfred, and for Master Marshmallow. I was in luck, for they had just restocked shelves and shelves of ice cream, and I was able to find some pretty unique and personalized flavors for each of them. Mudpie got "Dirt Cake," because he's constantly rolling in the mud and being rambunctious. Also he loves chocolate. Cookies, pudding, ganache... he'll love it. Halfred, who likes to be healthier, got a non-dairy "Oatmeal Dream Pie" flavor with oatmeal cookies and marshmallow. And of course Master Marshmallow had to also have marshmallows in his, so he got "Phish Food," which has just that in addition to caramel and fudge. The rootlings were all happy with their respective acquisitions, and pretty soon the situation broke down into a giggle fest as they all clamored to open their containers. I'll let them try to figure it out for a little bit before I open the containers for them. XD

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It's National Sunglasses Day, the weather did not disappoint! Some of the Roots & 'Shrooms Gang wanted to sport their favorite shades to spread some awareness on the importance of protective eyewear on bright sunny days. Your eyes are important, so take care of them... in style! Don't these pretty and handsome rootlings and mushies look fashionable? According to them, being safe doesn't have to be boring. 😎

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~ Happy New Year! ~ 🥳🎉🎊🥂

A few of the OGs of the Roots & 'Shrooms Gang are about to have a nice little New Year's Eve party together. Mudpie's spending tonight with his favorite (and only) cousin, Halfred, and his wife Morley. Master Marshmallow has kindly donated a bottle of s'mores flavored Bailey's to the cause, and they're about to all crack it open and have a good time. They hope you're able to spent tonight with your friend and family, or at least doing something you love. Marshmallow wants to remind everyone to drink responsibly, but Mudpie says it's okay to indulge at a time like this. I think the best advice is probably somewhere in the middle. Have a wonderful night, and let's all send out our good vibes into the universe for a great 2026!