The Perfect Time For a Tropical Treat
Resident Human: "Hey, Mudpie. It's a little early for a drink, isn't it?"
Mudpie: "Been waiting for perfect moment."
Resident Human: "Oh? And what moment is that?"
Mudpie: "National Rum Day. Mudpie prefers coconutty-nut version."
Resident Human: "Um... I'm sorry to tell you, but you missed it. Rum Day was yesterday."
Mudpie: "Yep. Had to wait for today."
Resident Human: "Why...?"
Mudpie: "National Piney-apple juices day. Perfect combination of holidays. Time for Mudpie to celebrate!"
Resident Human: "Ah, I see. I didn't know you liked pineapple juice."
Mudpie: "Do when mixed with coconutty-nut rums. Piña coladas are Mudpie's favorite."
Mudpie: "Perfect! Mudpie will now commence getting nicely tipsy."
Resident Human: "Well, that does look very tasty, but... that's not how you make a piña colada, though."
Mudpie: "Oh, Mudpie knows. This is signature drink."
Resident Human: "Oh really? What do you call it?"
Mudpie: *dramatic voice* "Sunset Over Mudpie."
Resident Human: *chuckles*













