It's National Cream Filled Donut Day!
Master Marshmallow: "Greetings! What are you up to on this fine morning?"
Resident Human: "I'm celebrating Cream Filled Donut Day. I've just purchased some donuts, in fact."
Master Marshmallow: "Ohh, I see. Well, I suppose donuts are a favorite of some. I prefer marshmallows, myself."
Resident Human: "I've occasionally heard that said, yes."
Master Marshmallow: "I know... I am a bit obvious, aren't I?"
Resident Human: "Let's take a look, shall we? Wow... aren't these some delicious looking donuts?"
Master Marshmallow: "I suppose... I don't see what all the hype is about, though, really."
Resident Human: "Oh, no?"
Master Marshmallow: "No. And... I don't even think any of these donuts are cream filled. Three of them have holes."
Resident Human: "Well, you've got me there. I was just going to buy a cream filled one and the rest just sort of... followed me home."
Master Marshmallow: "Where? Which one is the cream filled one?"
Resident Human: "Right here. It's a Boston cream donut."
Master Marshmallow: "Oh, it... it has chocolate on it. So do s'mores... and I love s'mores."
Resident Human: "Mm-hmm..."
Resident Human: "But you said you really didn't care for donuts, so I'll just-"
Master Marshmallow: "Well, now, hang on a minute! Perhaps I was mistaken!"
Master Marshmallow: "I... I could try it."
Resident Human: "Oh, you could, hmm?" *chuckles*
Master Marshmallow: "Absolutely! You know, I am a very open-minded rootling."
Resident Human: "Mmmm... Look, there's the cream."
Master Marshmallow: "Oh... oh my goodness... Please let me have a taste!"
Resident Human: *chuckles* "Well, if you insist."
Master Marshmallow: "Thank you so much! I don't know what came over me there for a moment, saying I don't like donuts. Can you imagine? Me? Not liking donuts? Heh heh... heh..."
Resident Human: *shakes head* "I'll get another plate."