#cousin please

[tovanori]

I went out with my relative's today and we saw a college dance group and as we were watching them my cousin, who is 30 and is married, walked up to me and whispered, "They have really sexy butts." and just continued watching like nothing happened.

[cyrefinn]

"Giving in to one's dark side never accomplishes anything." (more moral advice from an annoying cousin #yolo)

Once Upon a Time starter sentences

Pausing only a moment, enough to let the satisfied smile flit across his lips, in unsheathing his sword, Curufin turned around to give his cousin an only marginally smug look. "You just couldn't restrain yourself, could you, Fingon? Is it not enough that you don't have to dirty your hands with traitor's blood yourself, that I have kindly offered to do the deed for you?"

He stepped closer, the pale metal of his blade glinting naked in the dim and dimming light as the last dredges of sunlight faded from the sky, retreating in the face of the aggressive night, and there was a similar glint in his gray eyes, but colder. "I feel for you, my lord. It must be a great burden, the responsibility that faces you. It never faced me so starkly, but that does not mean I cannot sympathize. I do this out of charity -- not petty revenge."

Sometimes lies tasted bitter, and fell heavy and callous from the unwilling tongue and numbed, trembling lips. But sometimes they tasted sweet -- like victory. Like vengeance.