#cousin posting

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Me, staring off into the distance, cigarette in hand:

“They’re assigning cousin as a bottom, Geofrey. They’re assigning him as a bottom…”

The victorian orphan i picked up to be my gremlin/minion:

“Are you pondering into your odd glass tumbler, sir?”

I tap the cigarette on the windowsill

“It’s called tumblr, Geofrey, and unfortunately I am unable to stop despite how it drains my life so.”

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Cousin gets his cup AND has a crew of ride or die friends.

Some people really do have it all

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happy for cousin

traumatized by the kinds of thirst im already seeing about cousin

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COUSIN POWER

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I wonder if <redacted> happens i can bribe/threaten cousin with old family stories about him as a kid into allowing me to touch the cup

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i miss my cousin 😭😭😭😭😭