So here we go again

The secret, secret self indulgence Follows from cyanidelemons

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you can thank the discord for this

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Twas overpriced but worth it

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Many things happening in the hockey world rn but im too busy with doing absolutely nothing productive to blog about it

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i find it so interesting that when bowman makes a good move (re-signing dicky. re-signing murph. end of list) it's all him. no "well, leadership really wanted them back", nothing like that. but when he makes a bad decision (trading stu. keeping pickard up instead of giving ingram a few nhl games as a test. babcock. the list goes on) he immediately hides behind "leadership". and everyone eats it the fuck up bc "beloved star players are being stupid assholes" is a much jucier story than "stupid asshole gm that everyone hates continues to be stupid and an asshole; everyone still hates him."

and i don't even think he's lying, necessarily. but for someone who made a big deal about the work he did to figure out where he went wrong in chicago, and to not let it happen again... sure sounds like more of the same. "i thought someone else was handling it. that was my responsibility? you wanted ME to do something about it? little old me? what could i possibly do?" it's everyone else's fault. never stan bowman's.

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Me, staring off into the distance, cigarette in hand:

“They’re assigning cousin as a bottom, Geofrey. They’re assigning him as a bottom…”

The victorian orphan i picked up to be my gremlin/minion:

“Are you pondering into your odd glass tumbler, sir?”

I tap the cigarette on the windowsill

“It’s called tumblr, Geofrey, and unfortunately I am unable to stop despite how it drains my life so.”

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also ive been very hands off with this final because i didnt want to get my hopes up, but im so fucking glad this is how it happened

like a shutout in the enemy's own barn? immaculate

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Cousin gets his cup AND has a crew of ride or die friends.

Some people really do have it all

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happy for cousin

traumatized by the kinds of thirst im already seeing about cousin

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COUSIN POWER

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my cursed health has sent me into a mental spin yet again, this time with a mystery bloody cyst on my stomach. im sure this is fine <- guy who doesnt think its fine

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I desperately want to flirt with the barista at this cafe but i respect service workers too much (and also im a coward who cant flirt)

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I wonder if <redacted> happens i can bribe/threaten cousin with old family stories about him as a kid into allowing me to touch the cup

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As a (reluctant) treat to myself to start pride month on a good note, i am deep cleaning my room

I hate cleaning

I have brainworms that make any cleaning task take 6months longer than it should (ie executive dysfunction)

And yet we must persevere. For the unlikely chance that I’ll actually be social during pride and might want to bring someone back to my place

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my friend steve dangle

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Woke from a nap to see we’re in the worst timeline

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I have nothing against the hockey children tm but by god are their fans annoying

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Bonus hockey OTL