#covfefecoven

[monstersinthecosmos]

I’ve been on vacation the last week for Christmas and I thought I deleted all my weird bullshit off the work computer in case anyone tried to use my office while I was gone but I missed one, oops. 

[farewelltolight]

//emerges from the ether to post this

[faceofabotticelliangel]

I just really, really want you to imagine Daniel being hardcore into Christian Death when they came out with their Only Theatre of Pain album and he would blast Spiritual Cramp around the apartment to wake himself up n do stupid punk dances with his lanky limbs while Armand sat there at the kitchen counter with an empty expression but still vaguely confused by his enthusiasm and going “...so do you want coffee or should I get out the bourbon?”

[doykeitdyke]

cryptid level: daniel molloy

[faceofabotticelliangel]

Yes but how do you think the vampires coped with fleas, ticks, and mites when they slept in dark places during the day that said insects love?

Louis waking up in a coffin full of fleas jumping around trying to nibble at him,,,I'd set shit on fire too

[faceofabotticelliangel]

coughs and leaves this here.

[faceofabotticelliangel]

Man I FUCKING HOPE THAT MEETING WITH BRYAN FULLER MEANS THAT HE WILL HAVE A DIReCT HAND IN GETTING MY BABY ARMAND ON THE TV SCREEN AAAAA 👏👏👏👏👏👏 I mean Anne seems to actually be listening after her fans suggested she check out hannibal and penny dreadful for inspiration and ?????? Do I see?? A light? At the end of the tunnel there?

[lumensuperbis]

Vampire Chronicles ~*Wolf Killer Aesthetic*~

AKA “every time I see a picture of a male model in a fur coat I yell “LESTAT!” and save it so you might as well have a photoset of it YOU’RE WELCOME”