#cowbeforeme

[mogars-archive]

[Text: Are you going to the Ramsey's party tonight?]

✉ [ to RYE-BREAD ] 

6:22 PM : Yeah.

6:23 PM : Are you?

[mogars-archive]

short jokes w/ wooky

[2:55:01 AM] Wooky: We must not fall short of our goal [2:55:47 AM] ❇❛sora❜: oh my god [2:55:51 AM] ❇❛sora❜: did you just [2:55:55 AM] ❇❛sora❜: you fucking [2:56:01 AM] Wooky: We can only hope to reach for our dreams [2:56:09 AM] ❇❛sora❜: WOOKY NO [2:56:40 AM] ❇❛sora❜: the sky's the limit [2:56:49 AM] ❇❛sora❜: or if you're our height then the table top is [2:57:04 AM] Wooky: Sometimes the chair [2:57:12 AM] Wooky: maybe even a step stool or two

[mogars-archive]

talking myan w/ wooky and this is it in a nutshell

[4:18:32 AM] ❇❛sora❜: and then ryan getting back at michael in full [4:18:52 AM] ❇❛sora❜: dorks dorks dorks dorks this went TO SUPER FLUFF STUFF MCGEE [4:19:00 AM] Wooky: What total pricks [4:19:10 AM] Wooky: A+ guys [4:19:15 AM] ❇❛sora❜: who like to use their pricks on each other [4:19:55 AM] Wooky: and give each other brojobs [4:20:07 AM] Wooky: blaze it) [4:21:37 AM] ❇❛sora❜: 'its not gay if im not sucking your dick' which turns into 'its not gay if im not fucking your ass' which turns into 'its not gay if im not gay' which turns into 'this is really fucking gay and i dont give a fuck' [4:21:56 AM] Wooky: Michael and Ryan having their gay scare [4:22:11 AM] Wooky: aka: Never play 5 mins in heaven with Gavin/the Ramseys [4:24:33 AM] ❇❛sora❜: they're the classic story of 'oops i accidentally fell on your dick and rode it to kingdom come'

[jjtheexplorer]

"I have a job for you...." ((King or GTA Verse, eithers fine 'u'))

JJ looked up at the man in his doorway, recognizing the voice of the infamous King. He re-sheathed his sword and put the polishing cloth on the small side table.

"…hmm….well…..It must be pretty important if you came here yourself as opposed to sending a messenger…." The mercenary muttered, taking a sip of the drink next to him. "So tell me ‘Your Majesty’, what’s so important?"

[jjtheexplorer]

//I see you there and I'm gonna reply when I get home tonight

[enderkxng-archive]

NO THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLIC

[enderkxng-archive]

you.

son.

of.

a.

BITCH.

[jjtheexplorer]

“If that’s what you want…”

"....sorry........but I really don't know....." JJ whispered, shuffling his feet nervously and refusing to make eye contact. "....things are.......complicated......"

It was silent for a second and he ran his fingers through his hair, trying to come up with anything else to say.

"I'm sorry, Ryan.....I really am......." Was the final thing he spoke before walking out the door.