Jun 21, 2013
Scented Pastries
Coworker: This guava scented pastry is good.
Me: It IS a guava pastry. That's why it smells and tastes like guava.
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Scented Pastries
Coworker: This guava scented pastry is good.
Me: It IS a guava pastry. That's why it smells and tastes like guava.
I work in the "IT Crowd"
Coworker: My computer is not working.
IT Guy: [presses monitor "on" button] Your monitor is off.
Coworkerism #1
Coworker: Why is the printer not working?
Me: It's not working because it's not on.
Coworker: [completely offended] Why is the printer NOT on?!
Me: Do you not remember we had a power outage yesterday?
Coworker: oh yeah... Why is the printer not printing?
Me: *mental facepalm*