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Rotating Trance in my brain rn like a rotisserie chicken

Don't dis on Nickleback around Wraith, he might beat your ass

I wanted to make a "fucking like rabbits" joke with the Easter Rey post but I couldn't think of one. Just know... I wanted to

Dearest Captain Sadist,

I have taken all your murder boys and put them in a blender with my murder boys.

You must come and find me immediately, I am about to push the button.

-MM

P.S. There is no ransom by the way. We will be eating them with Doritos.

P.P.S. What's your favourite flavour of Doritos?

OH MY GOD NO GIVE THEM BACK, DONT MAKE A MURDER BOY SMOOTHIE OH MY GOD-

I really like cool-ranch or spicy sweet chili doritos. But I'm a whore for doritos so pretty much give me any flavor.

Getting jet pregnant with my mind

"Guys, I don't think I can boy pussy my way out of this one."

- Jet, probably

“Who could do anything that bad to Jet?” It’s me

Nuh uh , it's me, I have the proof on my tablet.

it’s almost halloween, you know what that means

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