#cr.txt

[calliopeprelude]

best show ever

[cr-ayfish]

daily affirmations 🦐

its NOT shrimpossible. its very shrimple actually. never krill yourself. youre one in a krillion. my posture isnt bad. shrimp is bugs.

[puppyboypatrick]

im so disappointed that humans dont have tails and instead we just have this stupid fucking bone that hurts

[calliopeprelude]

in vox machina they don’t say “i love you.” they say “don’t do anything. don’t change anything. i haven’t lied. i’ve told the truth. if you’ll have me, i’m yours. if you don’t want me, i understand. and that’s all there is to say.” and i think that’s beautiful

[calliopeprelude]

something about men who were bound against their will to goddesses falling in love with keyleth, who as an archdruid destined for leadership can theoretically become virtually immortal and massively powerful in a nearly divine way. something about vax and his desperation for something good and bright and healing to believe in and swear himself to, falling in love with her, the bright spot in the underdark. something about vax binding himself to her first, by choice, before he was forced to bind himself to another. something about keyleth, who doesn’t care for the gods, being a godlike, beloved figure to those who had no choice but to be tied to the gods.

[calliopeprelude]

“skip the orion episodes” this and “start with the briarwood arc” that… NO!!! don’t do that!! you’ll miss the real introduction to lady kima!! you’ll miss so much vax/gilmore!! you’ll miss the introduction to vasselheim!! you’ll miss the slayer’s take episode with zahra where they kill the dragon!! you’ll miss when vax insight checks keyleth and his whole world shifts, and him deciding to go for it afterwards!!! you’ll miss matt mercer doing fun dwarf and mind flayer voices!! do NOT skip those episodes!!!

[calliopeprelude]

keyleth flirtatiously telling vax “you know we notice when you sneak off, right?” and him snarking that no they don’t, because he’s too stealthy -> keyleth’s perception roll being the only one high enough to find him in stealth mode later on when he’s avoiding them, very much noticing him

[calliopeprelude]

girl whose hot winged paladin rogue has just swooped down and cast heroism on her by kissing her full on the mouth mid battle