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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

#quest yaps #affirmations #mental health #this is mostly a reference point for myself tbh but if it can help others that would be so swag #self deprecating jokes are genuinely so awful I speak when experience when I say that they infect the way you think abt yourself #even when said sarcastically. also nobody thinks they’re funny they’re all nervous laughing bc they don’t know what to say

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

#my post #affirmations #deranged miwaposting

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

#affirmations #just gonna repeat this in the mirror 500 times and then i'll be all right #every word is something. every pencil stroke is something. every daydream is something. every WIP is something.#you're still creative. you're still going to make things #you're just burnt out. the fire will strike up again #just let. yourself. rest.

Thought crimes aren't real, telepaths don't exist, and even if they were and do, having your head constantly play "Fly me to the moon/Let me kick its fucking ass/Let me show you what I learned/In my moon jiu-jitsu class" on repeat while out and about in public isn't illegal

#affirmations #me core #thought crimes #mind reading