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I'll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need-

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Cluedle-Doo, posing a question to the Wildcards: What if one day, we woke up as someone else in our group?

Crab, without hesitation: I would want to be Orca, because I want to know what it’s like being short and having zero brain cells.

Orca: First of all, fuck you -

Orca, at the door to Crab’s room: I bet it’s really fancy. Like Beauty And The Beast fancy.

Yeti: No, it’s probably just an empty white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he’s on sleep mode...

Yeti: We all have our demons.

Crab, holding up a kicking and screaming Orca: This one's mine!

Yeti: It's not like Bulldog to sneak out like this...

Orca: He's acting like me, yeah.

Crab: Great. Just what we need: another you.

Orca: You’re my best friend! I would do anything for you.

Crab: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Orca: Absolutely not.

Bulldog: If someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife.

Orca: And that’s how you start a collection!

Crab: If someone stabs you and you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave.

Yeti: If someone throws a knife at you and you catch it, they’re out.

Crab: Okay, so let’s go over this one more time. If something breaks?

Yeti: We try to fix it before Cluedle-Doo finds out!

Crab: Yes! And if that doesn't work?

Bulldog: We blame it on Orca!

Orca: Honestly, fuck you guys.

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