#crack!petra

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no offense but petras bandana looks like a bottle cap

Big words coming from someone that looks like a thumb with sunglasses

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the creatures are back

The world didn't need another disaster - yet they came.

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i just binge read through the entire blog instead of doing my homework this is the most amazing blog ever thank you for this gift and please give olivia and lukas each one of petra's sporks

Why thank you anon! Oliva and Lukas are having a blast! Look at them go- little spork masters. Hey, wait? Do you guys feel something?

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What if Petra is smoller than smol female jesse but she just stands nearer to the camera

You’re too dangerous to keep alive 

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*gives Petra a huge fork* here take this use it however you want

You FOOL  do you realize the horror you have unleashed into the world?! 

Who knows what she’ll do with that kind of weapon!!!

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Spork: Petra... *Gets on one stainless steel knee*Will you marry me? This spork is quite the charmer, but will Petra deem this spork worthy? :0

Could this really be happening? 

Spork was always a constant companion that has been just as cruel and merciless to their foes as Petra was. How long their friendship had been! How loyal they were! Were they really ready to take this next step? Could Petra commit herself to them?

Of course she could. There was no one else she’d rather have by her side, slaughter all that opposed her than her dear friend. 

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hey what is your favorite ship for mcsm

Petra x Spork is the true otp of the fandom

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Cracked mcsm in Russia??