*watches his sons fight and his eldest try to light his brother on fire* clean up when your done *sips tea and reads the paper*
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*watches his sons fight and his eldest try to light his brother on fire* clean up when your done *sips tea and reads the paper*
pxzzamxn replied to your post: //Sparda now records himself punching small...
“Dad what the fuck”
“Children are punchable.”
pxzzamxn replied to your post: zap!! oh ho! nice undies old man o3< ~
“I HATE THIS FAMILY”
@pxzzamxn “Ya want proof son?” Goes to rip off his pull away pants.
"Understandable." However, yet ANOTHER melon appears from the void.
“Give them to Dante. He loves fucking melons I heard.”
zap!! oh ho! nice undies old man o3< ~
“But I don’t wear underwear.”
"Oh? So eager?" Another is slides forth from the unknown void.
“Look I don’t want anymore melon juice in my dick hole. Rather fuck a person because melon fucking stings after a while. The rind is unforgiving.”
Nero walks in. He seems extremely pissed at something and he kicks back against a chair, spreading his legs wider than usual. "Shit... it stings like hell..." he says rubbing his crotch. "W-What...? I just... I didn't saddled up a demon."
“Melons sting when you fuck them. Trust me.”