Mar 15
"I need to collect another hole punch in my frequent kidnappee card, and I think I deserve a lil treat for being a good hostage."
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"I need to collect another hole punch in my frequent kidnappee card, and I think I deserve a lil treat for being a good hostage."
Let loose your weird inner horse girl Dennis.
"If I do that then we'll be getting too meta on a Deadpool kind of level because that's what my mun is, and nobody needs her nonsense."
"The fact that I canonically keep getting adopted - either by older siblings, stray dads or grandparents, or aunts/uncles - means nothing. I am an independent teenager who doesn't need anybody. Except when I need a ride or a shoulder to cry on."
Vortex: Here's a free tip about having to give "honest" answers to questions. If you don't want to give up the information someone's asking about, saying "I don't want to talk about it" is still an honest answer.
"I would but the mun won't let me. Something about it being a cheap dodge and defeating the purpose of an honesty spell because I'm a habitual liar and she wants me to expose myself? But mostly it's just not fun if I lie creatively."
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When your king calls you adorable.
@codenamejudas replied to your post “Dating Service”:
"I had a great time, thank you for posting bail~"
"I'm never letting you leave my sight when we bar crawl ever again."
"I'd smother you both. Just saying."
Jaden - the chaotic entity tamer.
Entities tamed so far: Dennis, Jesse, Judas, Chaos.