#crack answer

[l3viat8an]

Which om boys do you think absolutely fucking D R O W N S themselves in axe?

Belphie.

I don’t even have a good reason- honestly I’m going off of vibes lmaoo

[ask-fisher-bucci]

*slides you money* Catch Nemo. I want to cause problems on purpose.

(( It’s 1999 for him))

[ask-bwagency]

Lacktwo, do you like Thomas the Tank Engine?

L2: This is a crime punishable by death.

[THE GUIDELINES HAVE BEEN UPDATED]

[puppeteerprincess]

Kink: Bullying Marisa

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants |

[ask-tegiri-the-samurai]

do you have the power of god and anime on your side?

AAAAAAAA!!!

[Yes, he does.] 

[ask-lao-huang]

What was your favorite gen 10 pokemon?

At least I think that’s what the name was.

[strikecommandher]

I'm craving soft pretzels but it's too late to buy one at the store? I would make them at home but it's 2am and if I did make pretzels the recipe would make a dozen but I only want one? Plus I don't have the special salt to put on top and now I'm sad

I suggest you find yourself a sugar daddy. Someone like Maximilien, perhaps. 

You’d never have to worry about things like this again, anon. One phone call and Max would have whatever your heart desired shipped right to your door, no matter the request or time of night.

Of course, living with him, you’d have a legion of Omnics at your disposal, waiting on metal hand and foot for your every demand.

You want soft pretzels at 2am in the morning? They’ll provide them without question.

Just a few of the perks of being kept by the powerful Talon leader.

[gcddessmila-blog]

"Mommy Mila, I've been a good girl, do I get a reward-"

“A good girl you say?” The Goddess answered with a playful tone. “I seem to recall you peeping on a certain other girl. Care to explain yourself?”