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AHHHH I want to eat all your WIP titles like little fruit snacks!!! I gotta know about the motorbike one and Ezra sketches (ok that was 2 but I can’t resist 😵💫)
2 for you my beloved moot <3
Crack Modern AU (Not to be confused with the sad modern AU I posted tidbits of a while ago) where instead of the purgilling Ezra runs Thrawn over.
And Ezra sketches :3 !!
So I was thinking about Julian not really knowing what a healthy relationship looks like, and Garak not either, but they're both trying their best and muddling along and it's a sharp, spiky, precious thing. And how it might be if Julian was dating the O'Briens as well, and seeing what a long-term healthy relationship looks like from the inside and learning how to be loved in a very different way to how he or Garak have experienced, and he brings all this back to Garak.
And then my mind wandered off to giving Garak another partner (because polyamory has no limits and if Julian's got both O'Briens, Garak deserves someone else right? :p anyway...) and so naturally I paired him up with Odo. Who also doesn't know what a healthy relationship looks like. And so the circle of passing on tips from Miles and Keiko grows....
And goes full circle? When Odo starts dating Kira who's been dating the O'Briens, and idk where I'm going with this really, I just want a circle of people who've been overly reliant on Miles and Keiko's relationship advice without them really realising how much influence they've had 😅 (Which is to say, they're 88.7% responsible for Garak and Odo making it through their first month together... Not that either man would admit it.)
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Summary: He apologizes to ladybug for his badly-timed puns. In a punny way. At a bad time. But he has good intentions! He can’t help himself!
new s15 wishlist item???
episode that covers all the deancas fanfic gaps
Idk what's going on with the jar hair, whether there was an official announcement on it being pubic or not. But! I already have an angsty headcanon to explain why he is keeping them in a jar in his shrine:
His general meticulous hygeine standards began in the lab, ostensibly to train him to keep himself presentable but also to give the scientists a clean workspace. His hair can be cut and plucked apparently, so it must also be able to burn at high enough temperatures. Vought wouldn't permit the lab techs to keep his head shaved. He needs to look cute as his public release falls within a peak boyband craze, and Homelander posters must end up on walls alongside the likes of Justin Timberlake. But any other way to lessen the stench of burned hair in the lab and make the subject easier to hose off after acid baths is a way the scientists take. They also had to have tested his fertility at some point, so less hair would probably make that a more sterile process.
But then he becomes Homelander and gets Madelyn as his agent. And she also appreciates good hygeine and a clean workspace so instructs him to keep grooming himself as he did before. Even if she doesn't say anything in particular about his downstairs, he follows the full scope of her orders on this. Then it just becomes habit. It's his routine. Now, from his perspective he was doing it all those years for Madelyn. Maybe he also thinks of it in hindsight as being for Maeve's preference too after he learns that she's bi. Because he's a moron who thinks most women must shave or wax themselves entirely bare or are always neatly trimmed ahead of planned sex, even if none of his sexual partners do so - they're all special okay, better than most. So into the shrine it goes, because in his mind it was something he did for them.
Or maybe it's a more overt display of mental illness. It does also remind me of a clip I saw from Hoarders, where a young man kept his dog's shed fur because he feared that throwing it out would somehow cause his dog's death.
Also, did you know that the term for a male mule is john? Another reason behind why Homelander's civilian name is John? Because there has never been a case of a 50 donkey/50 horse hybrid male reproducing. Female mules have been known to give birth with donkey or horse sires, and their offspring can sometimes reproduce as well. But not johns, they are always sterile. It's a red herring if you know the term for male mules.
@lightvoice When Ghaul is finally down "Go kick his ass baby I'll hold your flower."
Character Shaming: Likes Plaidweave
She takes that sign and happily wears it around her neck. Just for you, anon, Zhavorr’s going to get enough plaidweave to make all her smalls out of it.
Oh, you won’t ever SEE it. But you’ll know. You’ll know.
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