Warlock

[guardianandghost]

@lightvoice When Ghaul is finally down "Go kick his ass baby I'll hold your flower."

[milkteaart]

@destinyweek Day Three: NPC

Since the moment I first saw the Speaker, he was my immediate favourite. And if when Destiny 2 rolls around, and when we storm that command ship, and if he’s not sitting on Ghaul’s lifeless corpse I will be very seriously disappointed. Also you bet your ass he’s a Warlock who mains solar subclasses.

Also shout-out to me for not using reference to draw Ghaul. My design prof would be so disappointed in me.

[leselfov]

[letheane-deactivated20200121]

Stellar maps

[terrypratchettparadise]

People filled the starry sky with heroes and monsters, because this turned them into stories. And humans loved stories, because once you’d turned things into stories, you could change the stories.

Terry Pratchett - Wintersmith (via starbiter)

[mervley]

• The Guardian protecting their Ghost from Ghaul

[lightvoice-deactivated20171009]

☼ - “I guess I die?”

[guardianandghost]

Anastasia just picks up Vadim over her shoulder and flies back to Venus. Nope, not today.

[guardianandghost]

If the Hunter’s anxious pacing had been any indication when watching over a life feed, she most certainty does. With hard work she may come to even rival Ikora.

“Absolutely. I hope to watch you do even better in the next match.”

[guardianandghost]

@lightbcrn "You've put Cayde to shame in that last crucible match. I'm so proud of you. "

[guardianandghost]

@lightvoice "A century ago we planted these trees. I'm pleasantly surprised how much this garden has thrived since then. "

[matialonsorphoto]

[guardianandghost]

Beyond the second glass, tension eases whereas she settles further back to their favorite couch. Against his shoulder Anastasia rests her head, curled against Vadim’s side while trailing across patterns of robes with her fingertips.

Identical clothing hangs somewhere in the apartment, sewn to her frame in times she’s stood in his place. Ana remains thankful they’ve settled into an era of peace. Such tactics aren’t necessary, For the time being.

“You know.., I think it’s your turn to pick where we go for our anniversary this time. It is coming up Vadim and you can’t use work as an excuse this year.”

[blackpleiadian-deactivated20170]

[guardianandghost]

@lightvoice

[guardianandghost]

Just a heads up activity is going to be rather minimal tonight /other than mobile / my uncle is staying over so I've got one charge on my laptop I'm going to have to make it last the night.

[memestockpile]

send one for a kind gesture;

[theoreticalguardianangel-deacti]

♖ comforting after a nightmare ♘ kiss on the forehead ♣ wiping away tears ♝ holding hands ♡ hugging ♦ picking up your character ♤ bathing your character ♠ my muse taking care of your muse when their sick ♛ shoulder rubs ☮ stroking/ruffling hair ▽ patting/rubbing their back ☽ dressing your character ☺ my muse helping your muse fall asleep ❮ my muse comforting your muse as they grieve ♋  my muse fixing your muse something to eat ✍ my muse  teaching your muse ∞ my muse reading to your muse  ♒ my muse giving yours a message

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Daughter Of Smoke and Bone Sentence Meme {1/2}

“You don’t know everything.”

“Hope has power. Don’t waste it on foolish things.”

“I’ve always imagined that one day the path of your life would unroll at your feet and carry you away from us.”

“But he is pretty. God, I hope he’s not an asshole. Do you think there’s any chance he’s both non-orifice and single?”

“Take up a weapon and you become an instrument with as pure a purpose as the weapon itself: to find arteries and open them, limbs and sever them; to take what is alive and deliver it unto death.”

“How could life be so unrelentingly ugly?”

“I swear I hate more people every day. Everyone annoys me. If I’m like this now, what am I going to be like when I’m old?”

“I don’t know many rules to live by, but here’s one. It’s simple. Don’t put anything unnecessary into yourself. No poisons or chemicals, no fumes or smoke or alcohol, no sharp objects, no inessential needles—drug or tattoo—and… no inessential penises either.”

“Your soul sings to mine. My soul is yours, and it always will be, in any world.”

“Oh, hell. Must. Mate. Immediately.”

“Wishes are false. Hope is true. Hope makes its own magic.”

“Beauty. Humans are fools for it. As helpless as moths who hurl themselves at fire.”

“Peace is more than the absence of war. Peace is accord. Harmony.”

“I am one of billions. I am stardust gathered fleetingly into form. I will be ungathered. The stardust will go on to be other things someday and I will be free.”

“To stay true in the face of evil is a feat of strength.”

“It is a condition of monsters that they do not perceive themselves as such.”

“As long as you’re alive, there’s always a chance things will get better.”

“Are you saying you don’t love me? Because I love you. I think. Oh. No. Never mind. That’s fear.”

“You are filthy with your victory. Enjoy it, for you will never know another.”

“Your heart is not wrong. Your heart is your strength.”

“It is grotesque to imagine that killing and mutilation and terror could ever deliver to us a life worth living. They will bring what they always have:more killing, more mutilation, more terror.”

“I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.”

“There is an intimacy in pain.”

“Anyone who would wear all white like that clearly had issues.”

“You are not his. You are not mine. You are your own.”

“It was brave. It was rare. It was love, and it was beautiful.“

“Just out of curiosity, you know, purely conversation and all, at what age will you be entertaining offers of marriage?”

“Dead souls dream only of death.”

“Life is your master, or death is.”

“A dream dirty and bruised is better than no dream at all.”

“Why do you have to notice everything?”

“Is my life really worth so little to you?”

“Try to remember, always try to remember, you’re not the only one with troubles.”

“You can’t know what you will do.”

“Killed anything fun lately?”

“Well, that’s brave, I mean, to say that to the girl with the gun against your eyeball.”

“You piss off a hunter, you’re gonna live like prey.”

“You really think joy is easier to come by than pain?”

“Are you sorry for falling in love?”

“I have some feelings. Just not stupid ones, like remorse. Or love.”

“Do you want to know something? It’s a relief to finally understand what happened to you.”

“Lesson:Do not bring presents back from strange places.”

“I think I would always find you, no matter how you were hidden.”

“I almost never like people, even in tiny doses. But I never get tired of being with you.”

“You need to care for yourself. Or let others care for you.”

“No pain for you. Only pleasure.”

“What am I for but killing?”

“Do you think I like knowing that you’re locked in here alone, suffering?”

“I was in love with you. And to see you with… him, like that. You drove me a little mad.”

“I’ll lie down and die with you, do you hear me?”

“You make beautiful bruises.”

“Do you know what I have lost because of you?”

“I think that you are our most valuable asset. And I think that you need to let me protect you.”

“Tell me, I want to know the looks on their faces. I want to hear how they screamed.”

“Come sleep. The devils will still be there in the morning.”

“It’s good to have someone around to save your life.”

“You shame yourself taking pride in today’s work.”

“Yes, because nothing instills fear quite like bragging how many times your sister has saved your life.”

“It’s a blessing to die at the hand of someone beautiful.”

“You’re safe because you would gut him with your bare hands if he ever tried to touch you.”

“I think I have a right to know what my pain is paying for.”

“Do you talk to the monsters before you kill them?”

“There are no marks for mercy.”

“Mercy breeds mercy as slaughter breeds slaughter. We can’t expect the world to be better than we make it.”

“You know, in a story, it’s the details like that that make it seem real.”

“Hold him. I’m feeling inspired.”

“In war, some luxuries must be put aside.”

“We’ve come to the godforsaken navel of nowhere and you don’t even want us here.”

“Try not to look delicious, okay?”

“Oh, and don’t trip over the body on the floor.”

“That is never going to happen. You understand that, right? Never.”

“I think you neutralized our capacity for surprise.”

“I have been punished enough. I have come home at last.”

“You who know what it is to be broken, you will pity me.”

“I’m only not freaked out by that because you haven’t been out of my sight since we got here.”

“Well, we should at least have a code word then, to determine whether the other one is an impostor. In case, you know, a monster steals my body in the five minutes I’m peeing.”

“Our impostor code word should be impostor?”

[mahvelousnoveliist]

STARTERS: ❝ COTDAMMITELIZABETH. ❞

‘ Are you ready for this journey, ____ ? _____, are you ready or NOT ? ‘

‘ This is the easiest part, okay ? ‘

‘ Do you wanna lose this pounds or NOT ? ‘

‘ Don’t give me the finger. ‘

‘ You got little feet. ‘

‘ Are you kidding me, ____ ? ‘

‘ MOVE THOSE FEET. YOUR LITTLE TURTLE FEET. ‘

‘ Is this a pit stop ? Are you serious, ____ ? ‘

‘ ____ GET UP THOSE STAIRS, NOW. ‘

‘ YOU GOTTA EARN YOUR BODY TYPE. ‘

‘ HOW IN THE WORLD AM I IN FRONT OF YOU ? ‘

‘ GODDAMMIT, ____ ! ‘

‘ HOW AM I GOING FASTER THAN YOU ? I’M IN A CAR. ‘

‘ ____ leave the salad dressing alone, there’s fat in there somewhere. ‘

‘ Tonight we are going on another run and you are not going to slack off. ‘

‘ OH, NO YOU DON’T, YOU SICK FREAK! ‘

‘ YOU STARTED YOUR DIET 19 MINUTES AGO! ‘

‘ YOU REVERSE RIGHT NOW. SLOW DOWN, GEEZ! ‘

‘ WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ? SERIOUSLY. ‘

‘ I JUST WANTED NUGGETS. ‘

‘ YOU ARE ONE NUGGET FROM GETTING 0 LIKES ON YOUR NEXT INSTAGRAM POSTS, ____. ‘

‘ Just thinking about McDonald’s is 500 calories. ‘

‘ YOU PICK UP YOUR SANDALS AND MOVE THOSE LITTLE UMPA-LUMPA FEET. ‘

‘ Do you wanna wear a two piece or a snowsuit? ‘

‘ ____, GET UP. ‘

‘ Just ‘cause you’re dreaming of money doesn’t mean you’re making it. ‘

‘ Do you WANT this whipped cream on you ? ‘

‘ You are literally snoring your job away. ‘

‘ You are about to get fired. You’re gonna be forced to become a stripper, do you have any idea how competitive that field is ? ‘

‘ Oh my god, ____, are you still asleep ? ‘

‘ You’re a freaking sloth. All you do is eat, sleep, eat, sleep. ‘

‘ I’m not gonna chase after the car. ‘

‘ I’m mad at you, you woke me up five times. ‘

‘ I said the chicken parm was MINE. ‘

‘ I didn’t know you worked at four, you set the alarm for nine. ‘

‘ You are not getting street meat. ‘

‘ You don’t even have shoes on, you filth. ‘

‘ You’re not gonna ruin your diet for an Oscar Mayer, you freak. ‘

‘ She’s/He’s gonna get a whole grain with lettuce. That’s it. ‘

‘ Every McDonald’s knows who you are, you little Hamburgeler. ‘

‘ You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says Nug Life. ‘

‘ Why does it look like you killed a grocery store. ‘

‘ Move the shirt. Okay, stop sucking it in. WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU PREGO ? ‘

‘ ____ did you eat my cupcakes. ‘

‘ I need you to be a snitch right now. ‘

‘ You wanna eat my cupcakes as a team, then you’re gonna run as a team. ‘

‘ Are you really choosing sleep over life ? ‘

‘ Close the light. ‘

‘ Oh my goodness, she’s a vampire. ‘

‘ Are you wearing make up to sleep ? Is there someone in your dreams I don’t know about ? ‘

‘ I honestly don’t know what takes longer, you or the new season of Orange Is The New Black. ‘

‘ ____ GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE ! ‘

‘ There is always time for sushi. ‘

‘ You’re over here making out with a chicken wing at this time ? ‘

‘ I wouldn’t care if you’d weighed as much as precious, you’d still be precious. ‘

‘ Look at you, ____. You got in trouble. ‘

‘ A shortcut ? This isn’t Mario Kart ! ‘

‘ None of this number 2 stuff. Hurry up. ‘

‘ Who do you think you are, you McThief ? ‘

‘ If I catch up to you you’re sleeping on the couch. ‘

‘ Open it slowly. ‘

‘ Why would you do that? ‘

‘ If you look closely there’s a corn. ‘

‘ Four of them fell accidentally into my mouth. ‘

‘ Are you trying to capture Hansel And Gretel ? ‘

‘ I’m never bringing you here again. ‘

‘ You and your pregnant tendencies. ‘

‘ How are you gonna become a vegan when your pillow smells like bacon? ‘

‘ I had to wake up just to wake you up. ‘

‘ You love food more than you do me. ‘

‘ You have a whole drawer dedicated for junk food. I don’t even go in there ‘cause I’m afraid of it’s Narnia like powers. ‘

‘ If you were what you eat you’d be nuggets, Kraft dinner and a vodka. ‘

‘ DO NOT PUT THE CHIPS UP THERE ! ‘

‘ You’re walking like a penguin. ‘

‘ THAT’S A BEER PONG CUP. YOU LITERAL JUST DRANK A SPORT. ‘

‘ This isn’t Coyote Ugly, GET DOWN ! ‘

‘ They have a Mario Kart ? Like, what is going on here ? Are you winning? ‘

‘ THIS ISN’T CHUCKY CHEESE, MICHAEL PHELPS, GET OUT. ‘

‘ What are you gonna do ? Walk all the way to McDonald’s ? ‘

‘ You NEED to put your shoes back on. ‘

‘ It’s a hard nug life for you. ‘

‘ You get drunk just thinking about alcohol. ‘

‘ I said tequila once and you tipped over. ‘

‘ JUST FORGET ABOUT THE HONEY BUNS, ____. YOU’RE STRONGER THAN THIS. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU. ‘

‘ You chow down like a cartoon character. I witnessed you eat a pizza without biting once. ‘

‘ GET OUT OF THE WATER, THIS ISN’T FINDING DORY. ‘

‘ If you’re THAT desperate for change book a hair appointment and stop stealing coins, Robin Hood. ‘

‘ I’m not Noah and you’re not Ally. ‘

‘ I’m not turning on the GPS, man-tracker. Like you got lost in your own backyard, relax. ‘

‘ I understand why you got the donuts, ‘cause you suffer from Homer Simpson syndrome. ‘

‘ Are you part of some Krispy Creme club ? Do you guys meet up on Wednesdays and talk about the glaze ? ‘

‘ That’s not a purse. You’re confused- IT’S A BOX WITH STRING. ‘

‘ You can’t be hoarding them like Pokemon Collectibles. ‘

‘ I can’t believe you buried my doughnuts. Like, you’re sick. ‘

‘ You know you’re not ready to go ‘cause there’s a sale at Victoria’s Secret. ‘

‘ STOP RUNNING I’M IN FLIP FLOPS. ‘

‘ Some girl told me if I put on her clothes and started running she’d pay me 20 bucks. ‘

‘ Get out of the tree, woodpecker. ‘

‘ Hey, my man, don’t be lookin’ at my Elizabeth. You better be looking at Number Two. ‘

‘ That’s how hungry you are. That you assume it says Carter-pie when you know it says Carter-pi. ‘

‘ You got a disgrace to Pokemon Training. ’