Crack Drabbles for Maplestory Pchat Users! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Here's one more I had to edit out of the chat since I forgot to ss:
The Shocking Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Aidan strode along the path, making for Pretty Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Blinding Puppy, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Finger.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his stunning table just in time to face the shining man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck heatedly, and Aidan barely raised his table to meet the attack. They fought long and unwillingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Aidan found himself forced to one knee, the man's table pressed to his dazzling tongue. "I am Luka of Pretty Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Blinding Puppy. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the barn."
But Aidan had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his table with a twist, overpowered Luka and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Aidan said, looking down upon him.
Luka's toe shimmered like a rabid moose on crack. "I have underestimated you, Aidan. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Aidan's desire was enflamed. His tongue throbbed and all his thoughts were to rape Luka like an otter. Aidan caressed Luka's majestic toe and he responded. They came together quietly, and their joining was as seductive as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet potato!" Aidan groaned and raped Luka as hurriedly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Aidan said. "That's where I put the Blinding Puppy for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed gently on the grass, forgetful of all but their sexy love. "We will stay together forever," Luka said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Finger never got the Blinding Puppy and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
(note: OOPS SHARKY i forgot to edit out the one with afrien raeping freud...sorry...you can do it in your own time i guess XD)