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gonna delete all this eventually

i reeally can't focus on this so it's going, plus looking at it makes me depressed cause the art's just that bad lol

i'll just change url so it's totally ok for anyone else to make an askmechanic, not that is wasn't before anyway, just throwing it out there

not going to update this ever haha orz unfollow if you want

but when the times comes that i have a lot of free time and i still want to do it

then i'll remake this askblog if nobody takes aidan by then haha..

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Luka stole your machine and almost broke it to pieces. Kill him?

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Hey Aidan, how did you meet Luka?

Once upon a time in a land pretty close by actually (it has cars and stuff) so yeah there lived a person who did blow jobs for a living (that's called a ho btw) and his name was Aidan.

He lived in Slutville aka Edelstein where the Black Mage used to like smoke pot there it was his HOOD YO but now hes like sleeping forever not really TEEHEE anyway. Aidan was running because he was late for a BJ or something and he was like OH MOTHERSHEET and and and he ran into a scary person.

That person was scary because he was ginger and gingers have no soul remember?

And then it started raining for some reason idk so like YEAH it became somewhat romantic except it was acid rain so it smelled like pee and potatoes which is a horrible combination FYI. 

Aidan was having trouble, trying not to melt, and the scary soulless ginger noticed b/c they were both on the ground YEAH CUZ THEY JUST TRIPPED REMEMBER YEAH and he was all

"Hey sexay wanna come to my place"

"sure I think my hair is melting"

"kkkz"

and they went home but alas, something was amiss.

"WAT DA FUQ DAWG THESE THREE LITTLE PIGS AND SOME FUQING WOLF JACKED MY HOOD YOOOOO" the soulless ginger screamed.

True, since there were three pigs and a wolf inside the house, they could see from the outside in the windows....ah SHIT i can't explain this let's just go inside.

"I can't go inside dipshit"

Oh

"The door is locked, those stupid pigs and that wolf musta jacked the key too"

"Where the hell would they find your house key while you were gone"

"I keep a spare under the--"

"Lemme guess, under the welcome mat."

"......Actually no, under your welcome mat."

"...."

After a pregnant pause, the two of them turned around and raised their fingers to their chins in a thinking pose. Because they were thinking. duhr

They thought of a spiffy plan in a jiffy! They decided to buy a ho from the Edelstein red light district aka City Hall and throw it into the window so they could climb inside. Totally awesome plan huh?????!!!!111one

"Wait a sec, I know an even better plan." The soulless ginger remarked. 

"Whuddafuck?" Aidan and a potato exclaimed.

"We don't have to go buy a ho...there's one right here."

Without further ado, Luk---ahem the soulless ginger picked up Aidan (sweating a bit since the ho was a bit fatter than he looked really aidan you should go easy on the mayo at Subway ya know just tell em NO MAYO or else they will dump it on like they think ur a ginormous fatass hsdfhsdfsob ok back to the story) and bodily threw him into the window....of their house. I don't even remember whose house it is anymore but let's make it Lu--ahem soulless ginger's house. 

With an almighty CRASH, the window was broken by a ho and all was well. Luka jumped into his house with ease and landed comfortably on top of a ho.

"I love to start my mornings by curbstomping a random ho." Luka whistled as he dragged the unconscious - probably in a coma - ho after him, walking into his kitchen. Because he was hungry.

"I am hungry for little pigs...and a wolf maybe. Wolves remind me of furries and I don't really want to eat a furry."

Luka and the ho crept silently into the kitchen. Well, Aidan wasn't really creeping anywhere being comatose but he was very silent okay. Luka appreciated this silence and so they managed to successfully ambush the three little pigs and the wolf.

"AWWW HELL NAW THEY FOUND US"

"QUICK WE GOTTA GO DAWGS!!1"

"WHERES DA EXIT AGAIN?!"

There was quite the scuffle as Luka attempted to round up the perpetrators. He got a nosebleed when one of the little pigs accidentally flashed its panties at him (damn how did they know about my secret fetish!!) but he was mostly unharmed. Aidan wasn't looking so good though, he was probably gonna sue him for medical bills later...oh well its not like murder wasn't an option. Happens to hos all the time n e way ya dig?

Aidan seemed to be waking up. Not good. Luka quickly tossed the four animals he'd caught into a giant pot, closed the lid, wrapped it with steel cables and put it on his stove with the heat on high.

"Safe!" He wiped the sweat off his brow.

"Wuz goin' on?" Aidan groggily got up, miraculously not-in-a-coma anymore. 

Luka chuckled nervously, leaning on the giant pot which was making suspicious muffled screaming noises.

"Not much...wanna stay for some soup?"

And that was how they met merpderpherp. 

Stop asking fgts.

THE END

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has anyone tried to copy your super awesome hairstyle?!

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R>Mancedes edit too

Might make it myself actually

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b/c mancedes is totally a phantomia fanboy yes

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I singed my eyebrows right before we had that promo photoshoot. Actually, I usually forget to wear safety gear so I singe them pretty often...

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Crack Drabbles for Maplestory Pchat Users! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Here's one more I had to edit out of the chat since I forgot to ss:

The Shocking Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Aidan strode along the path, making for Pretty Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Blinding Puppy, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Finger.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his stunning table just in time to face the shining man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck heatedly, and Aidan barely raised his table to meet the attack. They fought long and unwillingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Aidan found himself forced to one knee, the man's table pressed to his dazzling tongue. "I am Luka of Pretty Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Blinding Puppy. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the barn."

But Aidan had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his table with a twist, overpowered Luka and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Aidan said, looking down upon him.

Luka's toe shimmered like a rabid moose on crack. "I have underestimated you, Aidan. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Aidan's desire was enflamed. His tongue throbbed and all his thoughts were to rape Luka like an otter. Aidan caressed Luka's majestic toe and he responded. They came together quietly, and their joining was as seductive as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet potato!" Aidan groaned and raped Luka as hurriedly as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Aidan said. "That's where I put the Blinding Puppy for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed gently on the grass, forgetful of all but their sexy love. "We will stay together forever," Luka said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Finger never got the Blinding Puppy and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

(note: OOPS SHARKY i forgot to edit out the one with afrien raeping freud...sorry...you can do it in your own time i guess XD)

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OOC: aaargahghasf i've been spending like a week drawing one ask (past comic....)

i'm just going to answer the most interesting questions from now on... ;_; 

in the meantime here's a stupid inaccurate pixel chibi of luka. i want to make npcish sprites of him & aidan someday when i get  better at this.....

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bigbang comic snake part translated XD for youuu ekee

go here:

http://postimage.org/image/5sarwdxsf/

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...Is our relationship really that ambiguous?

We're just friends.

(OOC: i know i keep drawing him different every time, especially the hair aaargh, but i think i'll settle on this sketchy style since it's faster. and chibis for minor posts)

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pchat doodle

i wish they had some great bromantic backstory, someone write it now  '_'

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OOC: Hi there, I’m juni from basilmarket/pepperkakor on tumblr! Sorry the first one had to be deleted, there were problems with having a secondary blog... X( Anyways, don’t be afraid to ask Mechanic/Aidan anything at all!