#crack time

[everarddelanden]

He unceremoniously came through the door and closed it behind him, at least fifteen minutes past the time they had agreed to meet up.

"Sorry I am late. I did not want to come." he said while undoing the bottom button of his jacket and sitting down in one of the chairs, pushing his hair out of his face, rings glittering in the office lighting. He looked from Eugénie to the man- handsome man- she wanted them to talk to.

"Are we really going to waste this poor man's time?" he asked with another look at Eugénie and a quick glance at the dress she was wearing. "You can't be helped."

@ombre-du-vampire @drcasimir

[thegirlwondcr]

"Scarecrow is my dad :D"

[i-gotyou-dontworry]

don't want to start anything right away but that coffee shop is literally in a hospital with a maternity unit. there was also a tweet that they saw Tom and Zendaya in the lift. it's a wild crack but a girl can dream right.

It's crack but not so crack because if you tell me that coffe stop is in the hospital and Nikki following two children's clothing accounts🤔 Who is going to have a baby in the Holland family?

What does it feel like to be closer and closer to stop being an unborn? @tzs-unborn-child

[missblissy]

Alastor: Hmm yes, this whiskey is very WAP

Charlie: Do you know what that means...?

Alastor: .... Wow, amazing, pleasant... Am I Correct?

Charlie: Al......... WAP means wet ass pussy

Alastor: *has left the chat*

[landoflustfulladies]

spiceandfluff

Yui: "Rise, it's fine if you just cook for yourself. But when you cook for others, you need to consider THEIR tastes." She's pulling out the Teaching Spoon...

“Bring a glass of milk and cope!”

[tomomoni]

welcome to bible study, we’re all simps for dabi

[aux-armes-citoyens]

[He’s just sitting here with his new, fully grown handlebar moustache. He’s reading a book and twirling the ends. Please come bother him and tell him your opinion about it. He would love that.]

[cluelesslychosen]

Multiverse theory really does exist!