Feb 22, 2019
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“¡ Mi amor ! Have you heard- Ernesto made a new song! He wrote it all by himself!”
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@lloronala
“¡ Mi amor ! Have you heard- Ernesto made a new song! He wrote it all by himself!”
Héctor on every Día de Muertos after like:
“Hola. My name is Héctor “cool motive, still murder” Rivera.”
Everyone: oh no, ernesto de la cruz is dead :( we'll miss him terribly :(( Hector, screaming and playing agressive fiesta music: ADIOS, BITCHATCHO (idk it came to me and i thought it was funny)
“Oh no...”Deep inhale. Aggressively sarcastic tone.“Ay, this is so sad…”
”Oye, blinky thingy Alexa. Play Despacito in C-Minor.”
Sb: Héctor, it’s almost Dia de Muertos Héctor: *flicks cap off tequila bottle*
Sb: Héctor, what are you going to be for Halloween? Héctor, probably:
SB: What does he even do for you, Black Hat? Black Hat: He has a way with words that get the point across and has a strong conviction. Héctor, probably: *sick guitar riff* Eat shit, Ernesto.
Interviewer: Señor De la Cruz- what did it take for you to seize your moment?
Ernesto: I had to have faith in my dream. No one was going to hand it to me- it was up to me to reach for that dream, grab it tight, and make it come true.
Héctor: Cool motive, still murder.
Hèctor: You know, Ernesto, you're what the gringo call a- aye, cómo se dice...
Ernesto: Don't you dare-
Hèctor: A little bitch.