#crackerthots

[nonbinarycracker]

My laziness and inability to do basic tasks is the only things that’s guarding me against a weed addiction and I think that’s so sexy

[nonbinarycracker]

Ok I just took my meds and got to work operation eat dinner is a go

[nonbinarycracker]

Mmm 3 hour bomb threat at school and my students dying in the heat outside and us advisors trying to keep our students to behave and take it seriously as we see armed cops enter the school

[nonbinarycracker]

The fact that my kids KNOW which days I didn’t take my adhd medication is both so scary and hilarious because what do you mean my medication makes me act different?

One of my students looked at me and said “you’re less happy but you get shit done” and like. Yea.

[nonbinarycracker]

God BLESS the random man who helped me figure out how to push the seats of a van down to make room for a bike when I had to pick up my injured student from the mountain. Like really a lifesaver holy shit I wish nothing but the best for you

[nonbinarycracker]

When you wake up for work there will be a tiny voice that tells you to skip your meds because you want to have an appetite for dinner and also “not much work to do at my job so let’s have fun”.

It’s very important you do not listen to this demon and take your fucking meds before work.

[nonbinarycracker]

I deserve more I think

[nonbinarycracker]

What’s it called when you miss someone so much you get nightmares about them? It’s called being normal right