#crackfuck

[lostinthecosmoslonelyyy]

this is what happens when i forget the name of something

[the-daily-crackfuck]

Crackfuck of the Day?? sorta...(i have failed you, im sorry)

uhhhh we (well really only me in this moment) are experiencing technical dificulties. the difficulty is that i am all alone. so WE arent really experiencing the difficulty but since rn i am sorta represanting us, we are experiencing collective difficulties.

so the thing is

we have a chat were we document all the crackfucks we create

but

nobody, myself very much included, has been putting the crackfucks into the chat......

so im just sorta scrolling back through a truly immense amount of yapping and hoping i find something thoroughly fucked up. (its not going great so far)

and uhhh its past midnight for me and im tired so im probably gonna give up.....

but yeah...that is the situation

mayhaps i will update and edit all this away...but for now.....this

goodbye traveler.

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Crackfuck of the Day No. 4:

”Tosm”

This Crackfuck was intended to be “Tism” (referring to Autism) and was originally said by Aggie.

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Intro Post/Where It All Began…

This all started with an accident.

Our friend Aggie told us that she had kept mistyping the word Crackfic, and instead of an I, kept writing a U, almost as if her keyboard wanted her to type “Crackfuck” rather than “Crackfic”.

This evolved into a term for any typo or grammar mistake that is made, especially if the typo (“crackfuck”) becomes entirely different from the original word or unrecognizable. Sometimes Crackfucks are accidents, but sometimes they are made on purpose, typically by closing one’s eyes and typing. The phenomenon in itself is called Crackfuck Syndroe (“Syndroe” coming from a Crackfuck of “Syndrome” when originally attempting to describe the idea of Crackfuck Syndrome).

Variants of Crackfuck Include:

Clankfuck - Crackfucks that are made by AI

Crac kfuck - Crackfucks that are made by accidentally clicking space mid-word

Iron Objects Bish Syndroe - When you mistype a word and, rather than it being a typo, it becomes an entirely different already existing word (Name comes from when I typed “Jellyfish” as “Iron Objects Bish”)

Other Crackfuck Terms Include:

Cantolepsy - When you are laughing so hard from Crackfucks that it is genuinely hard to breathe, and/or you have been doing it so long uncontrollably that it is physically painful (The name Cantolepsy comes from a Crackfuck made by Sigyn with their eyes closed. Cantolepsy is cured with inhalation of a special glitter, administered by professionals known as Cantoleptologists. For legal reasons, do not breathe in real glitter, it will kill you.)

Random Child Syndroe - The phenomenon of every fictional couple known by the Crackfuck Founders having a random fictional fanchild at one point or another, dead or alive

Smonknolepnia - Laughter-induced breathing difficulties caused by things other than Crackfucks that are still in the Crackfuck lens

With this blog, every day, we will share the best Crackfuck from within our discord servers every day. I may also randomly yap about pre-existing Crackfucks or Crackfuck terms/origins. We also have literal lore in a way. So expect something on that.

We also accept your Crackfuck submissions! Just make an ask about a really bad Crackfuck (typo) you made at one point and we might post about it. I may also add it as a runner-up to the Crackfuck of the Day.

Thank you for reading this!

Names You’ll See a Lot (this will be sort of in the blog’s bio too):

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Aggie

Also known as Kore, Iphigenia, Fawn, or Isolde

She/They • Cassgirl

Aro-Ace

One of the founders of Crackfuck, original creator of the term

@singohmuse

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Lyfrassir

Also known as Sigyn, Lancevere, Darcy, or sometimes Persephone

They/He/Xe/Ze + Other Neos/Xenos • Masc-Leaning Nonbinary

Omniromantic Asexual

One of the founders of Crackfuck, creator of this blog and the accidental creator of Iron Objects Bish

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Rowan

Also known as Gelfling or Rotato, may be referred to in association with Persephone Nightingale (The Mad Queen), her OC

She/Her

Biromantic Asexual

One of the founders of Crackfuck, introducer of the Cantolepsy-healing glitter

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Coren

No other names as far as I’m aware

He/They, preference for gender neutral words (Ex. “Person” rather than “Man” or “Woman”) • Libramasc

Panromantic Asexual

The Right Hand Man of the Crackfuck Founders

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Key

No other names as far as I’m aware, but maybe referred to in association with Sasha James, who she plays in our roleplay server in which Crackfuck originated, Chaotica

She/Her

Aro-Ace

The Right Hand Woman of the Crackfuck Founders

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A version of the Dict of Crackfuck will be linked in the comments.

Note: Most of the people mentioned will be added as mods at one point or another!

[the-daily-crackfuck]

Crackfuck of the Day No. 3:

”I BENT KROEUA RAISINSA INA XCAFAICAAAAAA”

This Crackfuck was intended to be “I Bless The Rains Down In Africa” and was originally said by Lyfrassir.

Runner-Up: “Bitech” (Intended to be “Bitch”, also said by Lyfrassir.)

[lostinthecosmoslonelyyy]

me when i’m the baked trome saime of fickle fuckee

[lostinthecosmoslonelyyy]

Greetings tumblrians, I present you with

The Iron Objects Bish Incident

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Crackfuck of the Day No. 11:

Welcome back punks and rebels!!! I'm so glad you could join us on this lovely day!! Now, without furthur ado.....the ✨Crackfucks✨

for our first one!! we have........

Horton Norton, this was originally meant to be HEART!!!! i do not know how the HECK it became.....this. and uh.....this was said by Lyfrassir :)

in second we have........

DORRY MY OHONE GKOTCHED, this was originaly meant to be "sorry my phone glitched" and was said by Key

and lastly, in third we have...well its sorta a sentence...but it just makes the most sense to share it like this.....just read

olive darger, yaknow, the plant plave? this was originally meant to be "olive GARDEN, yaknow, the plant PLACE" and was said by Cone......(coren.....i meant coren...but i mistyped it and in the crackfuck spirit i shall leave it)

OK

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!!! TILL WE MEET AGAIN!!