hello! i'm here to throw my favourite rare pairs at you
Emmeline Vance & Edgar Bones
Narcissa Black & Zabini & Alecto Carrow
Billius Weasley & Rabastan Lestrange
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bill and rabastan ?? dies.
muggle au (bcz no death eaters) rabastan's three/fourish years older than bill, super cool (<- biggest loser ever he just has long hair and 395802 piercings) and hangs out with the popular kids (<- because of his brother. he is not cool.) & bill is like eleven and OBSESSEDD and they never really talk & rabastan doesn't even know about bill but then like time skip bill's on tour (because he's a rockstar obviously) and runs into rabastan and rabastan fell OFF peaked in high school . went to prison once, spends most his nights behind bars, day drinker, no friends, etc etc & bill is like shining golden. they get together for drinks and talk and catch up (rab is an oversharer . or does he do it for sympathy ? we'll never know) and stuff and they acc become friends because rab is down for anything at any time because he's unemployed and living off daddy's money & bill is nice and thinks rab's weirdness is like ... cool. he has weird tastes.
but like they become friends & they hook up when they get drunk & have soo many threesomes w (bill's) groupies & they're in love. also imp to mention rabastan is a failed rockstar ! (<- slept with the manager and the sex was so bad).
anyway i'm in LOVE ??
narcissa & mrs zabini & alecto ... that's hot. i dont have a name for mrs zabini (yet) so im js gna refer to her by mz rn
narcissa & mz as childhood best friends and they've been glued to the hip since they were four. never ever fought even when they were kids and they've seen each other through EVERYTHING like their playing with dolls era, boy crazy era, rebel era, edgy era everything. they have sleepovers weekly (seeing them at each other's house is vv common) and they sleep in the same bed and get handsy...
then alecto and bellatrix are hooking upin the background and they break up (bella's call, obv) and alecto is soo angry and hurt she goes to narcissa and they fyuckk & mz comes and she's so upset ! not so sad and hurt but just jealous and confused (<- as to why she's jealous) ? and alecto's still there three days later when n&mz meet so she's like wait aha guyzzz... wdnt it be crazyyy if we ... yk ...
& that keeps happening till mz gets in an arranged marriage + shifts abroad, then alecto signs up as a death eater and narcissa gets married and they all live happily ever after !
vv hot.
emmeline and edgar ... in my mind edgar's like this victorian-esque older man in his sixties with a dead wife & he wears tuxedos and/or sweatpants everywhere. emmeline's loud and feels everything strongly whether it be good or bad and let's it derail her for weeks or even months & edgar's the calm to her storm and stabilizes her. + emmeline is polite and kind and assertive and sweet like his wife which is another reason why he loves her but emmeline feels like he's using her as a replacement but edgar isn't, really!, but he's also really bad at words and doesn't know how to put it into words that he loves emmeline for herself it's just that his wife was with him for forty years & every woman he gets involved with he does compare to her without hurting her feelings !