#narcissa black

[peckedpolaris]

u know those videos where a baby is put in front of siblings/family members and whoever they walk to is who they like the most???

that with the black cousins

regulus just learned how to walk, the black sisters r over, so naturally they try to figure out who regulus likes the most

bella is the one holding him and "refereeing"

first round, regulus goes to sirius

they shuffle around, regulus goes to sirius again, they move sirius out of the game so now its between cissy and andy

regulus turns around and goes to sirius

they move sirius out the room; regulus looks around and then falls back down and starts quietly playing alone, waiting for sirius

[whatonearthisgoingon]

I love the fact that the headcanon of the Blacks being uncanny and creepy, makes 100% sense in canon.

They're described as beautiful with sharp jawlines, pale skin, dark hair, dark eyes, and many being tall with "elegant structure." They're these gorgeous people, and hold themselves to a standard of being this Wizarding World Royalty.

However, they're fucked up at the same time. They have the crazy eyes. It's a coin toss on if they're insane or just severely traumatized; regardless of which, you get this weird feeling around them, because you know something is wrong.

They all look alike, too much a like; there's not enough genes in the pool to make them look too different after all. They look normal alone, but when you put them all together, this uncanny valley feeling settles in when you look at them all enough. Cousins looks like they could be siblings, children are nearly identical to their parents. No one looks the age you expect, everyone is either younger or older than you thought, because no one really looks.. right.

They have a ton of money, power, and connections, so if you look at them wrong for too long, something could happen to you. Just the power alone makes many fear them, but along with the unnerving appearance, being around them must have been complicated for many people.

They're also intelligent, raised with the finest tutors and access to ancient knowledge many could only dream of. If they can't spook you with looks or power, they can outsmart you and plot your downfall with magic alone, no connections involved.

It's unnerving.

[nilrna]

[darkgreeninked]

Narcissa Malfoy as a Mother-in-Law ✨🌹

🌹Keeps a guest room ready for you at the Manor, with embroidered sheets bearing your initials and fresh flowers, despite knowing you’ll vanish into Draco’s room by midnight.

🌹Once summoned you to the Manor without Draco’s knowledge, and while pouring tea told you with chilling calm that if you ever broke his heart, she would have you buried socially before you could blink.  She knew exactly how deeply he had fallen, and had no intention of letting you toy with that.

🌹Insists you accompany her to Diagon Alley when the Hogwarts letters arrive, making it a yearly ritual. She secretly savors having a girl at her side to pause at dress shop windows.

🌹 Got so accustomed to having you over for summer weekends that the moment you miss one, she immediately turns to Draco with a sharp, “What have you done?” She will defend him fiercely to the outside world, but in private she is firmly convinced men are usually the ones at fault.

🌹 Has the Manor’s elves learn your preferences,  how you take your tea, your favorite flowers, the exact way you like your breakfast.

🌹 Draco is a mummy’s boy. And Narcissa is one of those mothers who will not allow a single bad word spoken against him. Even you are not immune: mock Draco in front of her , and you’ll discover the Manor has far colder rooms reserved than you imagined.

🌹 Lucius Malfoy may command boardrooms and politics, but when it comes to family, Narcissa commands the calendar. Whatever plans you thought you had for Christmas or Draco’s birthday are irrelevant until she informs you which cloak to wear and what time to arrive.

🌹 When she hosts dinners, she makes a point of seating you beside her. Not Draco. Not Lucius. You. It’s her quiet way of showing who has her favor , and of watching you closely

🌹 Corrects anyone who calls you “Draco’s girl” with the faintest lift of her chin: “Future Mrs. Malfoy, actually.”

[deswhomst]

breakfast with the blacks

Narcissa: Good morning.

Andromeda: Good morning.

Regulus: Good morning.

Bellatrix: You all sound like robots! Good morning, good morning. Come on. Spice it up a bit, will you?

Sirius: *walks in* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[brokebaby]

it was soo hard guys... my back hurts *cries*

but well, i did want to draw the cuosins together so..

pls look at reg and ev, lmaoo they didnt want to be there, andromeda looves lil dora, narcissa being the perfect miss, meanwhile bella and sirius won't stop moving

it was alphard's idea, he and ophelia wanted a picture of all the kids together<3

[starrysillhoutte]

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

the black family is so gothic victorian and the rosier family is so southern gothic if that makes sense