#crackovia

[blaugr4na]

Crackòvia → '13 Reasons Why', with Luis Enrique [x]

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Crackovia - El Mix Musical de Luis Enrique.

😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭 I can’t this is too much for me

@luchorgasm @neymardefensesquad @thinkingoverloves @lionelandresmessii @blaugr4na

@princesa-dybala

[detodores]

“ QUIERES QUE TE META SEIS MAS, CE SOIR “

(inhales heavily) how do you expect me to not draw this. they put leo in leather pants.

thanks again to all those who sat through the livestreams watching me work on this drawing! 

[king-ramos]

crackovia 13 reasons why parody

@terfinhaaa @ohcarlesmycarles @all-the-good-things-here-e @kingpique @sergirobreto @sergioraaamos watch. this. now

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Crackòvia - Messi, Suárez i Neymar acomiaden Luis Enrique

Messi: M

Luis Suarez: LS

Neymar: N

Paco: P

Lucho: L

P: How exciting che, I played 10 minutes yesterday and today I am making the farewell video for Lucho with the trident!! I am on a role!

M: Antonella! We need another room, that one can’t fit any more shirts!

P: Hello weeps, I’ve brought the camera you asked for.

M: Ah, perfect, thank you

LS: Wait! You locked Paquito out, and we need someone to film us.

M: Ah it’s true

P: And I also got some Turron from Jijona*

M: Ah perfect, come in Paquito, you are going to help us.

P: Marvelous, when Lucho sees the video, he’ll be more nervous than a dog around fireworks*

M: Quickly

N: start filming, because there are 300 friends waiting for me at home to play poker.

P: yes.. Take 1. Action

N: Hello Lucho, well, we just wanted to tell you that you are the best coach we’ve ever had.

M: Cut, cut, cut, what are you saying?, what are you saying? I was coached by Guardiola..

LS: It’s true, come on, we have to film another take.

P: Okay come on, Take 2.. Go ahead

LS: Hello Lucho.. we’re making you this video because we are going to miss you a lot..

N: Cut, cut..

M: Yeah Luisito, it sounded very fake… It’s clear that you are not being sincere Luisito..

P: Come on, Take 3.. Action

N: You’re going out in a triumphant manner

M: No, cut, cut, what triumphant exit.. if Madrid does not drop points against Celta he’ll only leave with the Copa..

LS: Another, another..

P: Let’s make another one..Take 4, Action

M: uh, Lucho, it’s been a.. pleasure, to work with you..hehe

LS: haha no cut cut cut cut cut..come on.. my turn..

P: Take 5.. Don’t give up.. go ahead..

LS: Hello Lucho.. we have learned.. so much from you ?

N: cut cut cut

M: nono no, we’re never going to be able to film this video…

P: The problem is that you are not being sincere.. you are not talking from the heart.. you only have to say true things.. Facts, things 100% true.. things like the Fallera costumes do not flatter anyone or like Calatrava* always does the same building for all the streets.. it’s not that difficult you guys can do it!

MSN: aahhh

LS: yes

M: okay okay okay..

L: Listen, if you want an explanation for Suarez’s substitution I’ll pass.. with the two days I have left..

LS: It’s not that boss, we’ve prepared a farewell video for you.. Paquito press play..

*A FAREWELL MESSAGE FROM THE PLAYERS FOR THEIR COACH*

M: You are… Asturian..

LS: Byyee

*emotional* L: This is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me.. THANK YOU boys.. *cries*

P: Yes.. Paquito has done it again!!

M: Well, we’re finally over with that annoying man’s video..

N: Hopefully the next one is not as mean..

*notes included

@blaugr4na @xavimascheranos @luchorgasm @lionelandresmessii @thinkingoverloves @neymardefensesquad @cantbeatus @messikobe @princesa-dybala

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CRACKOVIA: “Subeme la Radio” Madrid-Barça edition

@thinkingoverloves @luchorgasm @blaugr4na @vincelamarcarter @xavimascheranos @lionelandresmessii

@neymardefensesquad

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Crackovia- La Familia de Arbitrajes de Florentino Perez 

[Translated for anon]

Florentino Perez: FL Martinez Verdejo: MV

FL: Hello, I’m Florentino Perez, President of the Real Madrid Industries. For years now, we have been working with quality products to bring the best Champions Leagues to our members. 

*takes a whiff of the whistles*

FL: aaahh.. they smell like offside goals..  

FL: But all of this would have been impossible without the help of great professionals.

FL: Hey, Martinez Verdejo, how is your mother doing?

MV: She’s doing well, thank you very much.

*looks at the name on his hand*

FL: Luis Soriano, how’s that new car? Good yeah?

FL: People with experience. Ones who know that sending off Vidal and not Casemiro, can change the tie’s result.

FL: Go on, say it..

MV: We, the Referee Committee, would like to state that Mr. Florentino Perez has always treated us with care, understanding and respect.

Voiceover: Real Madrid, Fabricating ‘power’ since 1902

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Crackovia - GRÀCIES LUCHO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@luchorgasm @neymardefensesquad @blaugr4na @thinkingoverloves @lionelandresmessii @princesa-dybala @xavimascheranos @messikobe