Apr 8
me at the pearly gates: heyyyy girl
god: hey girl so look it’s really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read an age gap fanfiction where blond pete wentz, a bad lawyer doing heroin, kidnaps ryan ross with everyone under the assumption he was gonna be found brutally murdered states away from home only to be found alive and doomed to a life of yearning while also having true crime youtube videos made about what happened to him at 19 like that is literally it
me: okay Listen 🤦♀️