#crackshipbabies

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a couple babies i never posted

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Another little doodle comic inspired by the crackship children.  (So needless to say 100% non-canon)  Once again using characters by @technomod but Jade too this time!

Whipcrack hates to see “mom” and “dad” fight.  Also if they both want something, that means it must be shiny and she wants it too!

Aged up Jade a teensy bit to make more sense (as much as any of this makes any sense to begin with...).  Old Jade is 100% done with Tech’s nonsense.

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remember when i asked for more noncanon baby mixes? i forgot to ever post the few i finished fff,,, under the cut for info

17. oscar x arzu 18. ph x ozzy, who someone called ‘code red’ in my inbox, so thats their official name.  19. ph x kife 20. oscar x grayson  21. arzu x petey kife and grayson belong to @grayson-believes-in-ufos , petey belongs to @justagoddamnbranch  other ship mixes under the tag crackshipbabies OH ALSO THIS IS THE FANTASTIC DESIGN #20 IS WEARING 

PERFECT MIX OF OSCAR AND GRAYSON, AMIRIGHT?

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babies babies babies

*hope u guys had fun guessing, here’s the answers yo (plus headcanons bcuz I have no control) -link- 1. puppet/rhodie(I forgot to fix the really tiny hands, it was a stupid joke to make myself laugh I was calling them tiny hands megee. also they are hellbent on destruction, constantly knocking shit down, have fun rhodie) 

2. sal/petey(barks like a dog bcuz ozzy taught them to as a joke. enjoy ur constantly barking child, petey and sal.) 3. sal/oscar (the only one that was both mine, look at that lil chubby fucker also I named them trip and they chew on everything) 4. ozzy/lepus (ozzy glued that flower to their head) 5. oscar/rhodie (probably the smartest out of all of these, vry intelligent but gets Oscars impulsiveness) 6. oscar/enzo (eats things they shouldnt, all the fucking time, have to constantly watch or they’ll shove the contents of ur wallet down their throat) 7. ph/monty (little demon brat, sticks tongue out at everyone and very micheivious. always look for tacks/wet spots before you sit somewhere) 8. puppet/balzar (likes hiding in dark places but bad at it, just follow the light) 9. oscar/emory (hiccups a lot but surprisingly not fussy about it, also snuggles with their tail a lot) 10. ozzy/balzar (grows up to be a ninja with a motorcycle) 11. ph/enzo (don’t turn the dryer on, they like to crawl in it) 12. arzu/paolo (repeats everything like a parrot, be careful what you say) 13. ph/noa (nervous bab, always hiding and climbs really well. good luck finding OR reaching them) 14. ozzy/enzo (collects(hoards) things. a little klepto, say hello to constantly ‘losing’ things) 15. oscar/apollo (licks everything, including faces.) 16. ozzy/monty  (they have vry tiny legs, super short baby, they waddle everywhere) edit 3.29.2018  17. arzu/oscar (they are very intent on watching ppl, a quiet child) 18. ph/ozzy (nicknamed by someone in my askbox as ‘code red’.) 19. ph/kife (they love to swim and splash in puddles) 20. oscar/grayson (likes to help hunt for cryptids with their tiny binoculars and magnifying glass, but they also like pretending to be the cryptid) 21. arzu/petey (drools a lot and loves to snuggle(and mark ppl with their drool)) credits of ocs: grayson/emory/kife petey/lepus/rhodie monty/balzar/enzo paolo/nao apollo

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yep i meant as couples and so sorry to hear about yore headache hope you feel better soon

*I’m not really comfortable with any of my current canon ships being split up for this (puppet, Oscar, sal) so, in my hc, they would be in a poly relationship if they were with anyone else. (tho I’m not completely sure if puppet is technically in a relationship with tony?? he’s their master and they don’t understand dating and I’m not sure tony would want to date them anyways)

anyways, here’s any sorta hcs I have I guess. tho I only really know my chars side of things and what they do/feel, I’m not really certain how other ppls chars would feel or react in the same situation, so it’s just guessing.

puppet: none really, puppet is kinda a shitty parent, they didn’t have much interaction with ppl and were always treated as if they were an actual pet, so they dont understand how to do a lot of things other than sex and fetching stuff, so it would be up to the other mostly to take proper care of the child, along with having to keep an eye on puppet. I don’t know enough about balzar to know how they’d be with someone like puppet, and I’m not sure how great rhodie and puppet would get along bcuz puppet is kinda hyperactive and likes to move around a lot and mess with things. tho I’m sure they’d have some great snuggle sessions possibly.

sal: w/petey- me and twigs talked about their child being the ‘betrayal’ child, bcuz petey is Leos best friend lmao, joking of course, sal wouldn’t do that. but if they had one, their relationship would prob be pretty easy, both are level headed and tend to think things through?, tho petey is apparently terrible at watching children, their kid breaks their leg at the playground, sal is upset “why were you letting them jump from that???” also they could be scissor bros wink wonk.

w/Oscar-their relationship would be pretty easy too, just bcuz Sal is level headed and pretty good at calming Oscar down when he has his moments(for the most part). I imagine neither being super sexual toward each other, it’d be more of just a close thing, not too different from how they are as friends, tho prob more cuddling and kisses. sal would, again lmao, be the one mostly looking after their kid and making the 'important’ decisions or things that happen bcuz Oscar panics and looks to sal to know what to do. sals ok with this since they like controlling their environment(not in a 'takes control forcibly’ way, just a 'if you let me, I’ll handle it’ way).

ozzy:w/lepus-i honestly can’t see this being on purpose since I believe lepus doesn’t want(/c ant have?) kids, plus I think ozzy wouldn’t like their attitude, they’d prob get their feelings hurt a lot by lepus, tho they aren’t likely to show it. I can see ozzy trying really hard to please lepus but eventually becoming frustrated and just leaving. lepus, I think, would get very annoyed with ozzys antics and goofiness.

w/balzar/enzo/monty- I think any of them would work out kinda ok? I’m not sure if any of them would get very annoyed or not with ozzy.

arzu/paolo- uhhhh.. arzu would be an ok parent, they’re pretty attentive and whatnot. I guess the two would get along ok? tho I don’t believe arzu is paolos type lmao.

oscar: pretty much Oscar would be good with anyone, he’s cuddly and friendly and likes to please, no matter what it is. this is bad for Oscar tho, bcuz he’ll do things he really doesn’t want to just to please someone else, and they most likely won’t know he’s unhappy about it bcuz he’s typically a good actor.they might also get annoyed with his clingyness, tho if he can tell someone’s feeling uncomfortable or seems like they don’t want to be close or touched, he backs off pretty quick.

w/rhodie- tons of cuddling, if rhodie allows it, I think rhodie doesn’t like a ton of contact, in which case Oscar would prob get kinda lonely feeling from lack of touch, he likes a ton of contact, not sexual, just touching/holding/hugging. so rhodie might be uncomfortable with that all the time and Oscar would do his best to give them their space.

w/emory- I think they’d get along well, lots of kisses and cuddles and tons of joking and puns between them. not to mention Emory seems to like eating a lot?  Oscar would really enjoy baking treats for and feeding them.

w/apollo- I don’t see them as very sexual, other than Oscar sucking him off or something of that sort. Oscar would still want to snuggle and be affectionate, but he’d also want to push his buttons for curiosity and fun. their kid licks everything, including faces/hands/doorknobs ANYTHING, runs around boss’s office licking everything they can and while boss is confused or annoyed I believe, Oscars laughing bcuz he thinks it’s funny. boss blames him for their kid being weird. Oscar gladly accepts the credit.

w/enzo- not sure how cuddly enzo is, but with enzos demeanor, id say Oscar might act similarly to the way he acts with boss, as in attempting to annoy him with antics and whatnot, try to get a reaction from him type thing.

ph: lmao I mean.. none of these would be good relationships, ph is apathetic and avoidant, speaks very bluntly with little to no remorse, and isn’t into contact very much, along with being very aggressive and rough at times. 

w/monty- bcuz ph has a 'crush’ on them, id say this one would be the easiest, except bcuz Monty looks similar to their dad, ph would prob get very aggressive toward him at times, especially sex-wise. they would end up hurting Monty a lot, whether on purpose or not. tho the slightly lighter side is they might feel a tad bad about it here and there and actually attempt to amend it with something like a mumbled apology or weed flowers picked from outside, tho that would be rare.

w/enzo-i really don’t think enzo would put up with the way they act or the rough and controlling type sex. I see them eventually getting into a fight and it ending with one of them dead.

w/noa- from what I know about noa, I think this would go very badly especially if ph goes into one of their bad mood swings. I’m not sure how much noa  really like, stands up for themself, but I could see ph ending up making them very fearful and submissive(I could be wrong on noas personality tho)

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just a silly little doodle I drew of some of @technomod ‘s characters, couldn’t help making this “Arrested Development” reference cause I imagine in a world where all the crackship-babies somehow exist, Teabiscuits would not be super happy with having a kid with Tech.

… Of course I’m guilty of this in a somewhat opposite way myself

Me:  I love all of technomods' characters equally

Also me:  My favorites are Tech and Teabiscuits.

Me:  I love all of technomods’ crackship children equally

Also me: Teabiscuits’ children are all fabulous

Me: I love all of Teabiscuits’ hypothetical children equally

Also me:  Sacred Letters is the best thing ever