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//Behold... the OTP of all time.

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Clean meme slate found courtesy of the wonderful @bratxprincexlestat

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(Referencing this image here)

She evidently saw that her good friend was in the midst of an obsessive, all consuming crisis and immediately took it upon herself to help him. "Honestly, @belxmont, this particular image is more reminiscent of a rather bratty, narcissistic adolescent who has taken to trying to capture what he perceives to be the best selfie of himself. I mean, what even is that duck lips attempt right now, and in a blouse that is stained with a messy child's failed spaghetti sauce consumption endeavor? Truly nothing to get your knickers in a twist over. The sour-faced, ketchup splattered infant has no power over you, I promise."

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sliiiiides into yo DMs - hows it goin bbygirl

@tenebrisxregem

sir your sucky reputation precedes you, so kindly remove yourself from my neck of the woods puns fully intended, please and thank

blocked and reported, promptly added to DNI list

@chasseurlegendaire who told him about social media

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@chasseurlegendaire: You think you can run but you can't get away-

"And just why would the cat need to flee from the mouse, hm? I'm telling Sypha."

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She perhaps has more than a few questions. 

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// The rarest verse of them all .... Blonde!Nadir (or as someone so aptly put it, Blondedir skljfd) 

Credit: Mahmoud Farshchian

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