#craig digsby

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And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

[c4t-pawz]

wow.. just LOOK at them!

the gentlemen, I mean

HI HELLO IM NOT DEAD IM STILL KICKING IVE HAD NO DRAWING MOTIVATION IM SORRY

[kingsley4]

Post your Slender Mansion AU NYEOWWWWW!!! I NEED SLENDER MANSION CONTENT!!!

I told Ari about this before and she wants me to post it (and spammed me with asks to make me do it) so here it is:

Slender mansion if it was good (and also at least a little more accurate to Marble Hornets and Everyman Hybrid):

Slender man is a rich dude who is infertile and so adopts a bunch of kids (typical creepypasta gang), he is Habbit’s ex and owns a mansion. His kids are Jeff, Toby, gold (lost silver), Jane and whatever other creepypastas that are normally there cus I’m not really into creepypasta so idk all of them (eg eyeless jack, laughing jack, Ben (EXCLUDING MASY AND HOODIE, trust me, the ideas peak)), all of slender man’s kids call the Rake their uncle and all have varying opinions on Habit (who is technically their father in law).

Living on their street are the local gang: the Pokepastas (Steven, glitchy red, silver (lost silver), silver (tarnished gold), blue tears, Blake, red (snow on mt silver), ect (I am incapable of just adding a few characters but don’t wanna write them all LOL)).

There’s a cheap motel that holds Jay (marble hornets), Tim (marble hornets), Amy (marble hornets), jay’s twin, craig digsby (the guy from the fake nature documentary who’s played by Troy Wagner (Jay’s actor)), Jessica (marble hornets) and occasionally Alex (marble hornets) (Alex will either enter and start trying to shoot people or start toxic doomed yaoi with Jay or Tim (doesn’t matter who)).

On their street is a seemingly haunted house which no one ever enters or leaves yet is still seemingly lived in, in reality it’s just that Vinny Everyman (Everyman hybrid) lives there and hasn’t left in a year or smth (this is Habit’s fault). No one gives a shit cus just look at who lives on this street, a haunted house is boring in comparison.

Next to the street there’s natural park called “Rosswood”, that is where Slender man’s siblings live (the operator, ender man, bender man, scp 096, offender man and extender man); this is also where Skully, Masky and Hoody hang out and where Jay’s twin (Craig Digsby) films his show.

Close by is Habit’s house, he was divorced by slender man and slender man still isn’t over it, Habbit finds this quite funny. Also the Rake some times comes over.

Notes on different Characters:

Jeff the killer, an angst teen who thinks he’s so cool but really is just super edgy, he has been banned from all the high schools he’s went too and has almost been sent to juvenile detention before, only to be saved by the power of MONEY and corruption.

Gold (Lost Silver), he is all like “you’re not my real dad!” And is always hanging out with the local bad boys, the Pokepastas, he feels like no one has ever had problems like him and that he is so incredibly different due to being a Pokepasta (and also literally just a video game character, no possessed children or anything!).

Tiki Toby, he is super emo, he’s all like: I’m not a creepypasta! I’m an oc! Nobody here understands how it feels to be so different from everyone else! Despite the fact that not one of this family is a normal person.

Nina the killer and Jane the killer is Yuri. This is cannon. I have nothing else to say.

In regards to Pokepastas: Pokemon is real ig, idk how it would work but it needs to for them to make sense, Git gud, also the fire red and leaf green versions of red and blue are different to the red, blue and green versions of red and blue, this is important for characters like glitchy red and fallen leaf.

Jay, Jessica and Tim are all still doing their detective work, yk, trying to figure out wtf is even going on whilst Alex, Masky and Hoodie are still trying to stop/ kill the operator/ eachother; also the operator’s siblings sometimes gets caught in the cross fire (I mean they’re all basically the same character)

[harblesmarbles]

Tim you found a man??

Tim found a man? Huh. That kinda sounds like Tim man. Haha.

[ducksbyday]

Hello tumblr people

*Ahem*

Alex Kralie - bard-warlock multiclass. He started as a bard, and then was forced to make a deal with the Operator to keep his life. But, he doesn't recall ever making the pact.

College of creation, Pact of The Great Old One. Main weapon: hand crossbow.

Tim Wright - Paladin, with a huge fear magic

Oath of redemption. Main weapon: greatsword.

Jay merrick - a rogue, but he's very bad at it. Wants to multiclass, but he doesn't have enough XP to do so.

Scout subclass. Main weapon: a single, unenchanted household dagger.

Wants to multiclass into a ranger, ignoring the many times he's been told that it's a terrible idea.

Brian Thomas - Paladin of Mask (God of shadows & thievery.)

Oath of the Watchers (protecting the world from extraplanar creatures). Main weapon: poisons and improvised weapons.

Jessica Locke - she doesn't remember.

(She joined the table later in the story, and recieved an empty character sheet from the DM that she needs to fill in through exploration).

This post was an excuse for one man and one man alone.

Craig Digsby - pretends to be a cleric of Silvanus, is a actually a commoner who got adopted into a party and is now the favourite NPC. The DM hates him and wants him gone. The party does everything to keep him alive.

Entry #80.

[forgottenporkbun]

Thinking about that time i went to the library and this guy passed by me and i thought 'man- that looks like Craig Digsby (thac tv nature breaks)' and i laughed internally, but then froze and did a double take just to make sure. Sometimes the autism can make us a bit silly.

anyways why tf an i not asleep- whatever- i shall leave you with this. Goodnight my fellow insane people.

[radiokittykat]

this is the worst and best thing i’ve ever made oh my god dude

@troywagner

[humanlyimprobable]

I beg of you if you do not know where this meme comes from PLEASE watch this video, this entire series is part of internet history