#craig goodall

[lesbian-cheese]

Craig Goodall from tma is my special little boy.

-he was fine with probably being a cannibal and was only disappointed that he didn't know what dish was human meat

-he knows about prion diseases caused by cannibalism

-he doesn't have a moral problem with cannibalism

-he called a friend in case something happened before going into a suspicious place

-he said "i felt bad that I assumed he couldn't speak English, like I didn't want my last thoughts to be lowkey racist" as he was about to get harvested for meat

-he casually got degloved and didn't bring it up

I love him, he's my favorite statement giver. He is my special little boy.

[themagnustournament]

Round One Part One - Match 7

MAG 136 The Puppeteer vs. MAG 072 Takeaway

The Puppeteer

Takeaway

Voting ended onMar 31, 2023

Fun fact - Takeaway is one of the most fucked up episodes for me! The Puppeteer, on the other hand, has Excellent body horror.

MAG 136 - The Puppeteer | Spotify - Acast - YT | Wiki | Transcript

Statement of Alison Killala, regarding her time as friend and carer to special effects artist Neil Lagorio.

MAG 072 - Takeaway | Spotify - Acast - YT | Wiki | Transcript

Statement of Craig Goodall, regarding his explorations of an abandoned chicken and kebab shop in Walthamstow.

[not-that-debonair]

Im sure there are many posts like this but like the not hugely plot relevant statements in TMA are always so iconic like you have characters like:

Joshua ‘I mean coffin and coffee sound sorta similar’ Gillespie

Sergey ‘look you called the brand Apple what did you want me to do’ Ushanka

Dr. Lionel ‘they’re students they’re not meant to actually be interested’ Elliott

Lucia ‘top ten ways to become the greatest butcher in town’ Wright

Craig ‘I can excuse cannibalism but I draw the line at misinformation’ Goodall

Benoît ‘well at least my wife doesn’t complain about me bugging her’ Maçon

[froodlemonkey]

Second-best thing about the way MAG200 went down is that, lacking any information to the contrary, I am now free to declare that Joshua "coffin guy" Gillespie, Karolina "guess I'll die" Gorka, Dylan "monster pig" Anderson and Craig "probably a cannibal" Goodall all made it through Jonahpalooza unscathed, and nobody can tell me otherwise

[lunarhorrors]

craig “i’m totally fine being an accidental cannibal but i wish i knew what people actually taste like” goodall.... what a funky dude.

[with-eyes-wide-shut]

TMA 72 - Takeaway

Craig Goodall: (waking up to find himself hanging upside down in a food truck, staring into the face of some dude with a butcher’s knife)

John Haan: :)

Craig Goodall: What can I say that doesn’t sound... you know... racist?

[centaurianthropology]

The Magnus Archives Season 3 Countdown: Favorite One-Off Character

This is such a difficult choice.  Right up until she became a recurring character in season 2, I would have said Melanie King, hands down.  But now that she’s off the board, I’l going to have to go with 2, for completely opposite reasons: Joshua Gillespie (’Do Not Open’) and Craig Goodall (’Takeaway’).

Joshua is shockingly competent, and survives months of a coffin trying to kill him through clever and simple means.  He’s the horror movie protagonist we all hope to be, and gets one of the happiest ends to his story because of it.

Craig, on the other hand, is the horror movie protagonist we all probably would actually be.  Kind of dumb, just lays there when threatened with death, and is a probable accidental cannibal.  Craig is all of us.

[themagnustournament]

Redemption Round 2 - Match 59

The Eyewitnesses vs. Takeaway

The Eyewitnesses

Takeaway

Voting ended onMay 25, 2023

The Eyewitnesses comes to us with all 168 of its votes from Round Two! It's up against Takeaway, which left Round One with 94 votes!

MAG 082 - The Eyewitnesses | Spotify - Acast - YT | Wiki | Transcript

Statement of Alice "Daisy" Tonner, regarding the crimes and death of Calvin Benchley. Statement never given.

MAG 072 - Takeaway | Spotify - Acast - YT | Wiki | Transcript

Statement of Craig Goodall, regarding his explorations of an abandoned chicken and kebab shop in Walthamstow.