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Me: I have four turtle figurines now! You know what that means? :D

My mom: Four turtles of the apocalypse.

Me, softly: omg the ninja turtles are the horsemen of the apocalypse

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Me: it’s weird that Dan Avidan and the guy who plays Dean on the Supernatural show are like the same age cuz one is out having fun and the other is trapped on a soundstage

@artistbloomyk : Did u know David Tennant is like 48? 

Me: THERE’S ONLY LIKE AN 8 YEAR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANNY AND TENNANT????????????????????

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Red vs Blue

Featuring shit I’ve done:

Sarge: Turned a story about getting a wasp out of my apartment into an hour long epic, staring me as the hero. 

Simmons: Used a rope to climb down into an actual Void Space between walls to retrieve my boss’s hat. Shockingly did not get trapped.

Donut: Gave a Secret Santa gift by lowering the present off of a balcony while shining a light down onto it, while playing classical music. 11/10 extra.

Church: Had a 14ft ladder dropped on me by a guy who thought he was helping. He wasn’t.

Kai: Drunkenly fought my friends to be with my bottle of Malibu. More than once.   

Caboose: Genuinely had no clue how “One man walked into a bar, the other one ducked” was a joke. Figured the bar entrance was really low. 

Tucker: Had to fight the screaming urge to yell “nice” when my boss said the number 69 while at work.

Grif: Slept through a 3am Fire Alarm. My roommate said the next morning she tried to wake me up, but all I did was raise my arm, stick up my middle finger, and immediately went back to sleep.

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There was a news story about two people stuck in an avalanche in their car, and they contacted the police for help then took a selfie and posted it. The news reporter said, “Ha, typical Millennials.”

My mom turned to me and said, “Yes, typical Millennials, for contacting for help first, doing their best to survive, and staying positive through shitty situations.”

Like shit dude that’s the most real thing I’ve ever heard about Millennials ever.

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After 8 years I caught up on RvB in basically a day so this ad was very confusing when I saw it

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Me: I have bad headache the light is burning my brain so I'm wearing sunglasses I don't care

Sister: Pfft fucking hi Crowley

Mom: Yeah, Crowley

Me: :(

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Do you ever have days when you think “Dang, I should really overhaul my blog and actually make sure everything is tagged” and then look at how many reblogs or posts you’ve made and realize that would take a full three days at least?

Also, it would be nice to have folders under likes to organize what you’ve liked, so it isn’t just an avalanche of posts.

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Every day I think “I should go through my blog and tag shit to organize it all” while I sit and reblog stuff without tagging it